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My extremely controversial gaming opinion is that they should allow you to obtain meat in stardew valley and while I understand that the vast majority of people might not want to play with it I also think somewhat that the absence of any such mechanics in a farming simulator is a sign of broader disconnection and alienation from where food comes from etc

werewolfetone

>’Farming’ game

>Unable to raise animals for meat because that’s not ‘cosy’ enough

>Where do you think meat comes from in real life

ilonano

(knows nothing about a subject) I Should Start An Ambitious Project

girlnephew

hydrahowl

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

funkbun

just so you know

awoooniper

*three shots deep*: i need…. i need to… what do i need… i need…. another shot.

*four shots deep, inexplicably more coherent*: i need to master the blade.

autumnonapoea

i went to a drag show and one of the acts was Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus

afoxnamedmulder

dotty-literati

"Dodge this."

mori-myths

my favorite image ever btw

7thatlas

"I always wondered how bright it was..."

bongwooder

all women should be able to have an abortion at any point in their pregnancy for any reason and I'm not joking

cikero

Grocery stores should host an hour where only people who have been in a grocery store before and know what to do can shop

homunculus-argument

okay but can you imagine how freaking annoying a reanimated skeleton in an old rusted armour would sound. Clankety clankety clank klonk klockety clonk.