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22 | manga, philosophy and french literature. sometimes i draw | professional post flopper | full-time hater | not the sharpest knife of the crayon box👍

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[dsmsix]

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dustisus]

the trifecta

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[gnomebutch]

If you desire to wear a maid dress as a fetish you are morally obligated to deep clean a house or two first

[koth-harvest-final]

i love close reading and i hate fun

[gnomebutch]

this is why minors aren’t allowed to vote

[rpfofficial]

under my regime all male film directors will be harvested for their meat like farm animals

[dogpuppy]

[sovietnam]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[tomb-mold]

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

[nociceptrix]