[retrogamingblog2]

Nintendo games be like

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

lmao whoever made this is fucking FUMING

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Actually i agree? It sucks that parents get mad at kids for doing something they enjoy if it isnt sports

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the thing that is being said here is not “i wish other things than sports were acceptable in today’s society” but “i was born with glass bones and paper skin and therefore i should be allowed to play ten hours of video games a day, MOM”

[loathsomespider]

youre projecting

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Does it look like I’m projecting to you?

[supergameboytwo]

since you asked and I want to be completely honest, yes it absolutely looks like you’re projecting

[transarsonist]

It doesn’t just look like you’re projecting, it looks like you’re also deliberately starting arguments with people half to a quarter your age on the internet to make yourself feel good about the mounting realisation that life is meaningless and we must all each make our own purpose and in 43 years you’ve done nothing towards that end

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Yeah? Check out my Painting:

[zeroregards]

Did that painting take ten hours to make

[cargopantsman]

Man makes picture of monkey confusing the moon for an orange, derides people learning electronics skills in the 21st century.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

It’s called “Sunset Baboon.”

[angelicguy]

the hoes love sunset baboon

[headspace-hotel]

Btw I recently found out about the fern Sticherus truncatus and i don’t like it. Why is it so bad to look at??? I hate it so much??? Cursed Cursed Cursed

[headspace-hotel]

If i post a picture of it I feel like there should be some kind of warning on it, in a similar category as trypophobia, but what

[headspace-hotel]

…Bad. Why is it doing that

[unitydruid]

I’m so glad you asked. In the ferns you’re probably used to seeing, such as Pteridium aquilinium, the fractal patterns increase in size as you move towards the base of the plant. They taper to a point. In S. truncatus, the fractal patterns increase in size as you move away from the base of the plant, a pattern which is more commonly seen in trees. S. truncatus branches toward infinity, giving that broad, crowded look.

[headspace-hotel]

Okay there’s an actual mathematical reason it looks Wrong. That’s neat thanks for sharing

[headspace-hotel]

[wanderingandfound]

Here’s a skinnier example.

[pietmuis1]

@disgustingplants

[disgustingplants]

Thanks. I hate it.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thegenderal]

Sometimes i see you ppl say like i want a farmer bf i want a farmer gf 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 well that’s fine and all but i hope you know that when you take off our belts after a hard days work the only thing youre gonna find is dirt.

[thegenderal]

“Whats in your pants?” “Dirt.”

[thegenderal]

[lycanthology]

why do some companies send whole emails just to say someone opened your resume. what use is this information to me. i opened a jug of orange juice this morning and i didnt feel the need to alert tropicana

[lycanthology]

sorry for accidentally phrasing this exactly like a seinfeld bit

[thyrell]

my favorite thing about weed is how it convinces you everyone around you is acutely aware that youve been smoking weed, even when it makes no sense

[thyrell]

classic stoner comic of all time

[pointnclick]

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink

[valathun]

Necrotic. Undead. Anti-thriving. On my rot game. Getting that worm

[the-radio-star]

Finally some good fucking news

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

they concluded that the rats were having fun partially bc the rats voluntarily initiated games, hopped around joyfully and teased researchers by pretending to come close and then skittering away. rats are Very Good

[sindri42]

These scientists are getting grant money to play games with rats all day and that is just, living the dream.

[thiscatisonfire]

Fave new twitter thread

[narutwitter]

[firefox-official]

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

[wander-in-arda]

If I received a cursed VHS, I would simply hold some magnets to it or maybe microwave it for a bit.

[wander-in-arda]

I'm not reading that. Here's more magnet.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Going into the marshes for a good day. Join me if you dare.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

#this is just being a wetland ecologist

I need you to know that this is the funniest thing, because I was using this in the Ancient Egyptian metaphor sense of 'having sex', and now all I can think of is that Wetland Ecologists Fuck™

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[casperscareschool]

[neilcromancer]

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory