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baaulp

*sees James Rolfe of AVGN fame dining at the table over* I’ll have whatever brown thing he’s having!

angelicguy

one of the all time posts

angelicguy

If I saw a twink getting pounded I would rescue him

zegalba

Kelly Rowland Texting Nelly Via Microsoft Excel And Then Getting Annoyed When He Doesn’t Text Back (2002)

sailatina3

lonelyroommp3

cats are genuinely fucking useless man

lonelyroommp3

okay sure that’s progress i guess

lonelyroommp3

WE’RE SO BACK

lonelyroommp3

are you enjoying your One Cold Paw

feldfrog

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

biblical-figures

This just gave me a great idea thanks

biblical-figures

bruzum

5unm0th

notahorseindisguise

#i thought about this just hours b4 i saw it. legendary image to me

catchymemes

I felt like you guys will appreciate this

hilarynights

idaho…. ?

necromancelena

*practising internet safety* Saw the world's longest or maybe shortest freight train or civilian train or bus or airplane or ferry go by either near or far from or of a middling distance from my apartment/house/duplex/mansion/yurt on a walk today.

ocdheritageposts

OCD Heritage Post

swampdriinker

t-800

This is Trent. He’s a musician. We like musicians, right? Clap if you like musicians. Thank you. He’s from a band. They call it “industrial.” Like they perform in a factory or something… I don’t know about that outfit. Maybe he looks kind of cute, a little polite. Clap if you think Trent looks polite. Alright. Well anyway, he tried to have sex with an instrument after attempting to sodomize his bandmate. You heard that right. And before that, he split the drummer’s head open. Yeah, not cute.