Introducing my mercenary outfit: Carcini's Aces. Because everyone hires crabs eventually.
Still in time for Pride Month.
Gotta love the puns.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Not today Justin

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@5kindsofmagic
Introducing my mercenary outfit: Carcini's Aces. Because everyone hires crabs eventually.
Still in time for Pride Month.
Gotta love the puns.
Say it with me folks:
People do not deserve to suffer, even if they make mistakes
People do not deserve to suffer, even if they make bad decisions
People do not deserve to suffer
@munnchausenzip i can't lie, it goes hard (x) (x)
Also I need everyone to know that humans are just as ecologically important to the wilderness as wolves
We break the shells of invasive species in coral reefs with hammers, shoot invasive fish with guns and feed them to sharks, pick up cigarette butts off the ground, plant native plants where they never would have flourished naturally, create captive breeding programs for release in zoos, hunt deer and other game where there are no natural predators, make laws banning whale fishing, and a billion other small and large attempts to garden nature into a more hospitable place
It's true we caused a lot of the problems we help solve but like. Wolves kill cattle and people as well. They kill other wolves. It's okay that we're flawed as a species, we're trying. We're just animals too. Have compassion for the anxious monkey.
This is so wholesome
Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip
I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is
https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.
CAT DAD IS BACK
aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;
HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!
This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.
update:
I love that he kept …. All of them.
I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.
This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.
You’re welcome.
I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤
@every-n-anything
All hail Catdad
I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.
I’M CRYING!?
CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE
I live for cat dad-
Cat dad has saved us all
CAT DAD!!
I had not seen the updates. I am so happy that the Cat Gods smiled upon this person and their new family :)
He’s got more recent pictures (and is also an INCREDIBLE artist), but this is the fam circa May 2020 :>
It’s been over a year? Where is cat dad? Where is he?
Fear not, CatDad is still happily with us:
Cat Dad 2022 pic.
It’s been far too long since I saw these guys. “Heartwarming” doesn’t begin to touch it. :)
CAT HERITAGE POST
The first rule of Star Wars aliens is that every alien you see you on screen is the absolutely most representative member of their species. That spy alien is from a species that makes espionage their calling. That bounty hunter alien is from a species whose single planet-wide religion encourages the tracking of sentient beings. That dumb henchman alien is from an entire species of dumb hanchmen. That drug addict alien? Guess what, their entire species has a natural tendency to get addicted to drugs.
Bazelgeuse
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[Sponsored by Prom on the Patreon, who specifically wanted me to bring in the fanon interpretation of the Bazelgeuse as a kleptoparasite. I love kleptoparasitism, and so was happy to oblige. My biggest challenge with this monster was in interpreting the blasting scales in such a way where they worked at the table--if each scale exploded separately like a grenade, that would be a lot of frustrating bookkeeping for a GM.
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Bazelgeuse CR 17 N Dragon This immense draconic creature has a metallic hide, and its wings are shaped like corrugated sheet metal. It has a short stout neck bristling with oversized overlapping scales like those of a pine cone, and similar appendages hang down from the base of its tail. Its head is dwarfed by the cluster of scales, squared off and with an underslung jaw.
A bazelgeuse, sometimes called an invading tyrant or bombard wyvern, is an enormous animalistic dragon feared by all who live in its territory. With their incredible sense of hearing, a bazelgeuse can detect the sound of combat miles away. Bazelgeuses attack with their blasting scales, explosive weapons that constantly grow along the underside of its body and drop off like bombs. A bazelgeuse prefers to keep some distance, making multiple passes over the battlefield to explode anything that remains, but if its prey fights back will attack with its natural weapons. The jaws of a bazelgeuse are not suited for combat, but it slams foes with its neck and tail. Its most feared attack is to crash into a single target and detonate its attached blasting scales at the same time. Like many dragons, bazelgeuses have a breath weapon, but this is a relatively weak spray of flaming liquid, the same material as is contained within their blasting scales. Bazelgeuses usually use this in order to detonate their blasting scales. An injured bazelgeuse enters a state of metabolic frenzy, making faster strikes and generating even more explosive blasting scales. In this state, the bazelgeuse’s blasting scales and the gaps between its ordinary scales glow orange.
A bazelgeuse will hunt over a remarkable area, and their bombing runs are sometimes mistaken for territorial belligerence. The truth of the matter is that bazelgeuses are as much kleptoparasites as they are hunters, preferring to attack other large predators in order to drive them away from prey so they can steal it. Their jaws are better suited for intimidation than for rending flesh, and they will gladly scavenge if they come across a sizable carcass. Bazelgeuses use their blasting scales to explosively “tenderize” food, which serves as an audible warning for other predators to steer clear. The movement of a bazelgeuse through a habitat may initiate a trophic cascade, as it drives away apex predators, leading to surges in prey population, which then overgraze. As such, areas inhabited by a bazelgeuse are often less vegetated than the surrounding regions. Bazelgeuses are solitary creatures, and only associate with each other on rare occasions in order to mate.
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'
The House for the first time has approved a war powers resolution that would halt the U.S. military action against Iran.
Republicans have voted to curb Trump’s ability to wage war on Iran.
( ˘ ³˘)✿‧₊˚⊹⋆♡ the serial smoocher
Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).
I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.
out of the tags with you
For future reference.
Thank you.
For those who would ever need it. -C
reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship
Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
It's funny to me how MAGA will dig on Hunter about why he preferred crack to cocaine, as if that's some sort of own. He's not an elitist like Don Jr. who snorts the pure white powder. Hunter cooked his own crack, like the working man. That's why he's the people's princess.
Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!
Happy Leland Melvin Day!
Happy Leland Melvin Day!
Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!