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[pukicho]

Why are you just on tumblr? why aren't you on other social media?

Twidder

[aprideandjoy]

Understandable. Have a great day.

[itsapmseymour]

Y’all gonna scroll by without saying “Howdy”?

[aprideandjoy]

Howdy

[aprideandjoy]

So my trans friend made a group chat for all the people she’s come out to so she can like consult us on things, and she named it TTU.

It’s an acronym for something, but when asked about it, she completely forgot what it was. So I jokingly said it stood for “The Titty Unsatisfactory” and my trans friend decided she liked it so much that it was now the name of the group.

I then told my mum about it and she proceeded to spend the next 5 minutes laughing about it so I felt I needed to tell the world about this awesome group chat name I came up with.

[sitorrothekitsune]

We’ve all heard of the knights who say Ni...

BUT WHAT ABOUT...

THE KNIGHTS THAT SAY NYAA!

[itsapmseymour]

I gladly accept this

[aprideandjoy]

NYA

[cnc3-deactivated20211231]

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

[jacobdarvin]

[aprideandjoy]

Aight thanks man

[itsapmseymour]

“Ma’am I am a child”

[aprideandjoy]

Granny Shan must really be feeling it if she’s talking to a child about “adult toys”...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

catgirls, catboys, and nyanbinaries 

[aprideandjoy]

Nyo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

people have been drawing my icon as a pumpkin which is fine, but. they’ve been calling them “gaudkins” 

gaudkin

i cannot describe the hot rasping wheeze of undiluted terror that dribbled like sludge through my veins when i heard that awful term

credit: @the-bones-fall​!

[aprideandjoy]

I think it’s a beautiful word

[pukicho]

Who to believe

[aprideandjoy]

Both. Simultaneously.

[itsapmseymour]

Quarantine floof.

[aprideandjoy]

He’s becoming more powerful

[itsapmseymour]

Tonight's cursed discussion .

Is a pop tart...

A Ravioli?

[shapeshifter911]

Nonono, you got it all wrong...

Ravioli are just tiny, salty pop tarts

[itsapmseymour]

See that?

That's the kinda woke thinking that gets you places

[aprideandjoy]

Ok but if ravioli is a pop tart, is pizza a sandwich?

[itsapmseymour]

Baby Bird

[aprideandjoy]

He’s beautiful

[pukicho]

Imagine a penguin, confidently tummy sliding directly into the mouth of an active volcano.

[aprideandjoy]

Done

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

PIKACHU SEA SLUGS EXIST THEY LOOK LIKE THIS

[aprideandjoy]

I will not let anything happen to him

[itsapmseymour]

To those who needed to hear it today,

I'm glad you're here, keep going ❤️

[aprideandjoy]

Just thought I’d reblog some positivity 💜

Don’t be afraid of what you think is unachievable. And don’t be afraid to back out either. Someone out there will always believe in you. You got this.

[aprideandjoy]

You lot will never guess what I just found out!

You know how people ask if you were dropped on your head as a baby as like an insult? Turns out I actually was!

My brother asked my mum if she dropped him and she literally said “No, Joy was the one I dropped”.

I was in like a rocker or something and I just fell out onto my face.

This honestly explains a lot about me, but absolutely NOTHING about my brother who is arguably more fucked up than me.