Welcome to the Chaos Quartet!~
You know… it strikes me that we haven’t done an intro post in… *checks notes* almost 4 years. Wow. Well, here we go again.
Tl;dr—Jeff is blue, Sitorro is red, Shiro is purple, and Moe is green.
Anyway! Hi! My name is Jeff, and while I don’t “run” the blog per se, (Sitorro is most active) I do own the account the blog is under. So… I guess I’m the blog host? I’m now 20, almost 21, and my birthday is on March 21st. I’m going to college for Political Science, and I hope to get a law degree eventually! I think it would be really cool to be an international ambassador and live in another country. I love other cultures. Maybe I’ve been living with Sitorro for too long, but the way people talk, think, interpret, and interact with the world around them has always fascinated me. I got a chance last year to go to Europe, and I can’t wait to go back again. It was just so interesting. And I don’t even mean the landmarks. When I go to places, I go to the dirty places. The businesses. The suburbs. I want to see what I won’t on the TV. Crap I’m rambling. Anyway I do have some intense opinions on some things and I’m not sure what all those places are yet, but I’m a nice guy. Nice to meet you!
My name is Sitorro, and I’m the titular Kitsune of the blog. My birthday is September 28th, and I’m the youngest daughter of my family, at only 15,328 years of age. I’d say that if I were to grow at all, I’d like to become more diversified in the arts. I have been a warrior all of my life. This means I haven’t had a lot of time for self reflection. If you were to ask me who I am… well, I wouldn’t be able to tell you. Living with Jeffrey has shown me why humans are so concerned with doing as much as possible in their short lives, and I realized that I can use my infinite lifespan to my advantage to become as knowledgeable as possible. I may not be able to learn everything. You humans produce at a faster rate than even I can comprehend, and my processing speed is a literal million times faster than yours. But I can make a valiant effort. Lately, Jeff has been showing me the ropes of music and musical composition. It’s rather fascinating, and today’s “contemporary music” reminds me of the “Yuman” branch of the Imansa’s “Ngubinja” style from 2500 years ago.
How often do you do this, sister? You seriously wrote an essay for your pet human? You’ve got to be joking. Human ‘Jeff,’ I hope you understand there’s no way that my sister sees you as anything more than a toy to pass the time. Fine, I’ll do this quickly. My name is Shiro. I’m the queen of hell. Don’t commit suicide, I’ll treat you much harsher than this world ever did. You don’t need to know my birthday. Goodbye.
Hello. I am the god of learning, Morodase Gartus. Learning everything is my goal and I will stop at nothing to achieve it. Except my wife. She’s scary. I recently developed a new neurotoxin and I’m looking for human test subjects, so if you’re interested in knowledge, let me know. My birthday is August 3rd. Good luck in your learning.
That’s everyone! If you’re unsure about something or have any questions, feel free to DM us or find me on discord @scientifically_insane. Be well, and I’ll see you around~! :3
