this entire blog is one shitpost

jazmin | 20 | aus

[teammemes]

Bustedddd

[desertpups]

Millennials living through their 2nd "once in a generation" economic collapse

[dailyshowbiz]

KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE (2017) - dir. Matthew Vaughn

[princeheathen]

okay i uh. have not seen kingsman and i have not seen rocketman and i really was waiting for the caption to say rocketman 

[lorelaigilmoure]

Let everything happen to you. Beauty and terror. Just keep going. No feeling is final.

[pissvortex]

Milf Monday is cancelled until further notice due to social distancing buddy

milf monday has been designated as an essential service and will continue

[thepotsmoker]

[youcancallmeaddy]

[dolefulscribbles]

*feels both “I am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!” and “I am so exhausted & overwhelmed I can’t do ANYTHING” at the same time*

[ceaseactivity]

wishlist

big sword 

big sheath for my big sword

RIPPED arms for taking my big sword out on a refreshing walk in the sun

[whitepeopletwitter]

[celceta]

potion that makes you breathe

[celceta]

[moonbirdy]

You’re in her dms I’m in her field of wildflowers where we lay together on a blanket eating fresh-picked strawberries while the sunshine sings us to sleep we are not the same

[reeferfox-deactivated20220116]

*packing a bowl* okay who wants to say grace

[zsnes]

hey i thought youd like to know that when i click on your blog my antivirus starts warning me that theres viruses on there. i really dont think youd be putting viruses intentionally into your blog so you might want to look into that

im putting viruses intentionally into my blog

[realdirtfacts]

girls night!

[fiahlamaha-deactivated20200226]

there’s so much joy in living a private life. looking really pretty and not posting it, going to a new city and not telling anyone, getting a fancy dinner by yourself dressed up.... like it just feels like life.. i feel alive and less preformative

[ammit420]

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

[microweave]

not to be dramatic but this post genuinely made me consider my priorities in life and the choices i need to make for my own wellbeing