April showers bring babies.

My name is Olivia. I am 22 years old. I am the proud single momma to a beautiful baby girl named Rumor Faelyn who was born on April 06, 2015.

[dandeliar-draws]

ONE OF THESE DAYS IM GONNA RUN CLEAN OUT OF FUCKS TO GIVE AND JSUT BECOME A NUDIST

[gauthiers-deactivated20120912]

[snoopdoggebooks-deactivated2014]

jim fucking carrey

[nooby-banana]

jim fucking carrey

[modmad]

[chafing-nipples]

I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

[queer-tuwahwatchman]

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

[dweebzilla]

fun fact: some of jim carrey’s scripts literally contain the phrase “jim carrey proceeds to act like jim carrey”

[kate-tas-trophe]

Reblogging bc fucking Jim Carrey

[afrorevolution]

[kandykurves]

They’re going to try and kill him.

[kingnycjohnson-deactivated20170]

He’s probably already dead

[sloppyslimyeggss]

BOOOOOST THIS

[rlyhigh]

YOOOOO

[rlyhigh]

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

[africanaquarian]

Nigerians are about to save the world

[jukadiie]

[worldwide-revolution-deactivate]

Governments are gonna kill this guy.

[i-partied-with-gatsby-deactivat]

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

[nonwhiteteethteens]

The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases

[sugarbabystyle]

I’ve seen dumb ass posts get over a million notes. It’s sad. But in going to post on my out her SM accounts too!

[kid-4]

Being a parent

Being a parent: Changing your child before you change yourself. Bathing your child before you bathe yourself. Feeding your child before you feed yourself. Making sure your child is peacefully sleeping before your aching body touches its bed. Protecting your child and getting rid of their fears even though you’re nowhere close to ridding your own. Being a parent is loving your child more than you could ever love yourself.

[mickeyandcompany]

Upcoming Disney movies (not including Marvel)

[jedijen]

I’m. So. Excited.

[fuckhardandcum-deactivated20190]

So fucking jealous of all those who get to have regular sex with people they want

[goldcrescent]

can we take a second to ponder on the fact that a kids movie did lady armor better than the entire film and comic industry

guess who i’m talking about

did you guess? Well you’re fucking WRONG because it’s Susan goddamn Pevensie

They gave her light armor, appropriate for a small archer:chainmail, an arm brace, chest plate, and a light skirt she can easily run around murderizing dudes in the face in

her hair is also only loose in the promo pictures because Susan is fucking busy not dying because her hair was flying into her eyeballs so she braids that shit back

her mail shirt is also loose enough that it doesn’t impede her arm movements it’s almost like she’s dressed for a fight wow

I like the pinks and purples under her bitchin as hell leather armor here, because you don’t have to be masculine to shoot someone in the goddamn face

[queenofthesouthernsun-deactivat]

[twizzlers-and-teslas]

you don’t have to be masculine to shoot someone in the goddamn face

[april-brings-babies]

me @ 12: how the fuck could anyone actually want appliances as a gift

me @ 23: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GOT ME A BLENDER YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND

[eatingwatermelonseedss-deactiva]

Someone brought to my attention that not everyone would want a shirt, and since so little of the proceeds go to us, they’d rather donate the full amount.

So I made a different fundraising page. The shirt page is still up and running, but if it doesn’t reach a certain number of shirts, all the funds will be returned.

This one you can donate as little or as much as you’d like.

Like I’ve stated before, this is strictly for those who would like to help us out with medical expenses, it is 100% voluntary.

http://www.youcaring.com/julianna-rose-415981#.VdUdfZADhLU.mailto

[mother-to-julianna]

Posted this on the wrong blog first

[edgeofdesiree]

90s baby with a baby.

And damn proud about it.

[r2d2parenting-deactivated201604]

Hell yeah 💗

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

Deleting all comments because only in this site you will find people throwing shit at a 17 year old boy who has voluntarily fed 80'000 people by starting his own business because he has a very particular idea lf masculinity which happens to threat only people with paper feelings.

[angryisokay]

His business has a line of ‘SheCans’ with names like ‘Unstoppable’, ‘Awesome’, ‘Fearless’ and ‘Beautiful’. Anyone who is bitter about this kid’s business needs to step back and reevaluate their life.

[spookylass]

^^ Reblogging again because of that comment

[reinwulf]

also this article is misleading. there is nothing on the site that says the lad was “sick of his sister’s flowery candles” he got the idea from his sister who was selling them for a school fundraiser and wanted more scents that appealed to him, as the overwhelming majority of scented candles are marketed towards women.

[diegolopezocon]

Reaction to the new Pixar movies

Finding Dory: yes, yes, YES!!!

Toy Story 4: Do we really need another? I mean, Toy Story 3 ending was perfect

Cars 3: NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS

The Incredibles 2: *sobs on the floor* Fucking finally

[r0guexraven-deactivated20150901]

Please help us bring our miracle baby home to a safe, clean environment

Baby Alexander Rayne was born ten weeks early on August 3rd, 2015, at 1:35PM. He’s in NICU until October, and with only one of us working, and my husband taking extra time off work so we can stay in the hospital with him, it’s going to be hard to make ends meet and afford rent, bills, food, gas between our town and the hospital the next city over, and all of the baby clothes, toys, and necessities we still haven’t been able to get.

My family is willing to help when and where they can, but after the math, it sadly won’t be enough.

We’ve set up a GoFundMe campaign in the hopes we can reach our goal and bring Alex home to a clean, safe environment. Please donate if you can and, if you can’t, share with your friends. Every little bit helps.

~Ericka, Tyler, and Baby Alex~

fuckyeahmumblrs , if this is something you do, please help us spread the word

[thedigimomsx]

[severeus-deactivated20240307]

Personally I’m kind of upset that the Weasley twins weren’t Slytherins. It fits perfectly. Cunning, ambitious, charming. Not to say that they weren’t brave and daring too but they fit the profile of a Slytherin perfectly. They were even pureblood. 

Like imagine how differently the books would have gone if they’d shown non “evil” Slytherins running around. And the twins could have made Malfoy’s life a living hell for Harry. And just… idk. I just have a lot of feelings about this. 

[xybernetiks]

I had never considered this and now I’m kind of upset

[mommajediandherpadawan-deactiva]

But if you think about it, the sorting hat takes your opinion into consideration. Their entire family were in Gryffindor. They probably asked to be in Gryffindor to make their family proud.

[chainsxwsmile]

Reminder that Lush is giving 100% of proceeds to shark conservation when you buy hand soap or a charity pot! There’s also a petition to end global shark finning so I need anyone who can get over to a Lush store to go there and sign the petition! So far, my entire close family of six has signed but we still need more signatures!

[twee-lil-paws]

that’s how you fucking do charity

[april-brings-babies]

Sharks are your friends, brah.

[secretsivekept]

Okay, so I’m listening to the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack, and I realize something.  In the beginning it says “The rose would bloom until his 21st birthday” meaning the Beast is about 21 years old during the movie.  

BUT.   In the song Be Our Guest, Lumier says “Ten years we’ve been rusting, needing so much more than dusting…” etc.    

This confused me.  Because if they were under the curse for ten years, but he would be 21 by the time the last petal fell…  that could only mean one thing.

The beast was 11 years old when that witch transformed him.

11.

11. Freaking. Years. Old.

DOES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE HOW CUTE THAT IS, IMAGINE AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD BEAST BEING RUDE AND SASSY TO AN OLD LADY, AND BEING LIKE “NO YOU CAN’T COME IN, MY MUM SAID I CAN’T TALK TO STRANGERS, AND PLUS, YOU’RE SUPER UGLY, GO AWAY!”  

AND THEN SHE TURNS HIM INTO A LITTLE MONSTER.

LIKE THAT ADORABLE LITTLE CREATURE RIGHT THERE. 

Guys do you not see how I’m freaking over this right now, do you not see how I need more of this in my life????  I CAN’T STOP SMILING!!!!

(I honestly don’t think Disney thought this out very well, BUT THE IDEA OF A CUTE BABY BEAST TOTALLY MAKES IT WORTH IT!!!)

[free-ottawe]

OMG can you imagine his angry face at this age??? He’s like a mad kitten and gets madder because he’s too cute to be fearful. Teenage Beast goes to roar at Mrs. Pots and his VOICE CRACKS?!?!