Humankind Cannot Bear Much Reality

Human Disaster. Bi. She/Her. Some art, some fashion. Lot of Dead Boy Detectives and Heated Rivalry

[aprilsd]

Apparently I write fanfiction now which was not on my bingo card for 2024, but hey ho what can you do.

Figured I'd switch out my pinned post to include the new one.

Some Palasaki for your consideration because I couldn't stand my girls' romance getting sidelined for one more minute

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[chronicallyhomoerotic]

this is a poem. To me.

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[depsidase]

[writinginasnowglobe]

random low stakes hollanov things that are canon to me:

shane's Slutty Shorts™ that he uses as a sex signal at home

shane and ilya KILL at charades. the cens play this together for the first time at a bbq and make the mistake of letting hollanov be partners and since then have never made the same mistake again. they can read each other's minds. ilya knows the answer based on the way shane's eyebrow moves up. shane sees ilya's right pinky twitch and knows the exact answer without ilya acting out anything

ilya is somehow locked into all the drama happening in the league and shane (although he will probably deny it) is such a sucker for the gossip. after league events (the awards/all stars), they spend at least an hour talking about all the tea that ilya's collected while doing their night routine or while lying in bed and shane eats it up

shane loves tracing ilya's moles on his back when they're lying in bed (he will also sometimes trace out hockey formations with them and gets called out by ilya immediately every time) (ilya loves it)

ilya sometimes hides the sunscreen during summers at the cottage cause he wants to see more freckles; shane, however, always finds it cause he doesn't play about sun care and "no i'm not risking getting skin cancer just cause you like my fucking freckles, ilya"

ilya's lockscreen on his phone is a rotating album of shane and anya pictures; shane's used to be one of the basic default ones, but he changes it to a picture of ilya holding puppy anya like a baby the second they get home after their meeting with crowell

shane is chronically offline (duh) but importantly, that means that he almost always falls for every single tiktok trend that ilya tries with him (the only times he doesn't is when rose sends them to him first)

shane doesn't really ever post insta stories (see above) besides sponsorships and occasionally reposting the centaurs account BUT every once in a while (namely, when ilya does a sexy ad), his jealousy pipes up enough that he'll post a picture of him and ilya. usually without their faces but always very clear that it's them because he likes making sure the internet knows that ilya is his

ilya sees a video of the classic college girl dorm polaroid wall once and decides they need one so now everyone who visits their ottawa home gets a polaroid on the wall. but ilya and shane take so many polaroids of each other randomly that it becomes more of a collage of them (because the whole "we can finally take and put pictures up of us together in the house we share" of it all)

they're jock4jock !! also can turn literally anything under the sun into a competition (bood has a list of games in his notes app that have now been banned during roadies because of this btw)

[hyperpixating]

[futureidol-art]

Bookmarks I made last year 📚🎨

[w1lsonsworld-deactivated2024010]

bro I love how your new girlfriend is exactly like me! but like.. she’s a she yknow.. haha! I kinda resent her for being able to spend that extra time with you, for being closer to you than our platonic binds will let us be.. but it’s ok! she’s a lot like me so, in some corner of your mind, when you make love to her.. ah, well lost my train of thought. anyways I guess I approve of her, she seems to make you happy, she seems to challenge you, so good pick! by the way, off topic but I’m in love with you and have been over the course of our entire friendship, seeing you happy with someone so close to my personality is heartbreaking because I just know that if I were born with tits we would’ve been together already. hah, but whatever! doomed by the narrative! see ya champ!

[a-charles-a-day]

DAY 100!!

After a conversation about self worth and a magic hug (don't we all need one), Charles has come here today with a smile

I have to be honest though, it's not just that that has made him happy - it's you lot. Yes you.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for tuning in and checking up on charles, this blog has been a familiar part of my life that I've been able to work on in the toughest parts of the last 100 days, and it's because of you that I've had the motivation to keep it going so long.

Ill stop rambling now, but here's to another 100 days more (if I can find the images), and here's some more charles for the special occasion!

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[niko-every-day]

Day 4!!!!

PLUS

Fun Comic Fact of the Day: Charles has canonically had a crush on a boy (Tim Hunter) before, but Tim was crossdressing as a girl at the time.

[wizardofm0ss]

the trio of all time 🦖🦖🦖

[theineffabletardisof221b]

Them! 🫶

[zandraart]

bloop bloop

[hannaloony]

[dont-know-how-this-works]

CBR (Comic Book Resources) have a lovely article about Dead Boy Detectives here: https://www.cbr.com/dead-boy-detectives-netflix-replacement/

[edwin-of-the-day]

Day 31: when it doesn't hurt at all and is totally fine, actually

[hannaloony]

Боже мій я давно бачила ваш фанарт в колах Мертвих хлопців-детективів і лише зараз глянула на вашу сторінку і побачила що ви ЗЕМЛЯЧКА!!!! Просто вголос зробила ААААА

ПРИВІТ 💛💛

Обожню український фандом Хлопців-детективів, найпозитивніший досвід у всьому світі 😭💖

Міцно-міцно обіймаю і бажаю неймовірного дня (і тижня, і місця, і року, і років, і життя…) 🫂💖