i don't know how to get this thing to go

Hi, I'm Jenna! 30s, she/her or whatever I'm not a cop I should have outgrown this hell site, but I haven't because it's the only place where I can disappear down a fandom rabbit hole and never return. Lolotr on ao3 ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lolotr

[jeejyboard]

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[flowerbleedme]

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

[sassycurse]

one of the best feelings tbh

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[memewhore]

[stark-lord]

Dead Boy Detectives (2024)

1.02 — The Case of the Dandelion Shrine

1.04 — The Case of the Lighthouse Leapers

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     —————

                                timeraptor

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[dyk-this-musical-song]

Do you know this Musical Song? #413

I know the song and the musical

I know the song but not the musical

I know the musical but not the song

I may know this

I have never heard this

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

[the-pen-pot]

AO3 SCAM

There's been a number of people reporting over on the AO3 subreddit that they're getting messages like this posted in the comments shortly after posting new fics.

The AO3 team are NEVER going to try and contact you about TOS violations via the comment section (or about anything else for that matter)

Don't click any links. Report the accounts involved (which might claim to be things like "LucySupport"), delete the message and move on.

✨Signal boost if you can!✨

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

[arithmonym]

i am going to write tomorrow (affirmation). and the words will be [hesitating, not wanting to jinx myself] present also

[angel-in-your-basement]

Life is too short to have sex you don’t like. Be gross, be weird, don’t do it at all if it’s not for you. Expand your definition of sex. Remove yourself from things that don’t feel good. Find positions and kinks and toys that work for you. Don’t let anyone tell you that sex needs to happen a certain way or happen at all. Orgasms are optional. Involving your genitals is optional. Everything is optional. Do what you like to do and respect what other people do and don’t like to do. Good sex doesn’t make you feel bad about yourself. You deserve to have pleasure in ways that work for you.

[captainclickycat]

Some people will get really insistent about the idea that any sex is better than no sex and I can assure you that it's not true at all. Having tedious or unpleasant or unenjoyable sex is not a better or more worthwhile experience than not doing that/doing something you actually enjoy instead. You're not missing out on something if it wouldn't be enjoyable for you anyway.

[garaks-padded-cell]

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

[garaks-padded-cell]

Bro we are walking!

[mostlyevilwizard]

bro we are walking ^_^

[cathagbheag]

bro we are literally walking

[rosedenali]

we are walking!!!!

[abandonedography]

Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[azzandra]

"Hey, we need to renovate this grocery store into a library."

"Okay, I got you."

*Removes the B from the BREAD sign*

"Done"

[contemplatingcheese-deactivated]

I just want a zombie apocalypse movie where the infection is sexually transmitted so in the end only a ragged band of asexuals are left to save the world

[corvidaedream]

#as well as celibate ppl lol… or just virgins#but aight (–folkloriic)

a gang of children, a nun, and a handful of asexuals, accompanied by like… one really unpleasant dudebro or something. 

[kamonra]

deleted scene: unpleasant dudebro refusing to die a virgin, attempts to have sex with a zombie. Even the zombie turns him down. 

[pixelrezz-deactivated20160324]

sowhatsyourfavouritecolourpunk

[lacnunga]

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white