inkstained words.

starry eyed 20 year old. likes to tell stories.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bittergoldilocks-deactivated202]

The way men view women in movies is so funny because Rey with the Force shouldn’t be able to do all that and Carol Danvers with Superpowers shouldn’t be able to do all that but Singular Cop Dude with No Powers Trapped In A Building can take down 20 genius terrorists Alone (Die Hard)

[bittergoldilocks-deactivated202]

wow people big mad on this post to-nite…. stay pissed off boo that doesnt make it less true

[darkmoron]

I’m sorry but before OP said Die Hard my first thought was Paul Blart Mall Cop

[egberts]

seeing a raccoon use its little hands is one of the most delightful things i can think of

[cheaphalloweencostume]

follow me on letterboxd for more insightful reviews

[wevestill-gottime]

A guide to making herb and edible flower Pasta

[globeshaped]

bro

[gnslnger-deactivated20160804]

[macarbe]

[pets-gifs]

Animals Gifs

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

anyway it’s super fucked up people treat trigger warnings as slapstick jokes but spoiler warnings as serious and sacrosanct

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catmeleon-deactivated20160611]

Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex. 

[kareenvorbarra]

#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic) 

[meangirlnurse]

literally nothing is funnier than just living your life with a cat in a sweater vest. constantly feels like he’s about to offer to do my taxes

[meangirlnurse]

i was trying to finish this post while he sat on the bar stool next to mine beeping at me for attention, and when the attention didn’t come quickly enough he put his paws on my shoulder and slapped me in the face

which is, again, infinitely funnier when your cat is wearing a sweatervest

[meangirlnurse]

im being bullied by the world’s smallest accountant

[nocturnalxsociety]

[theninjamouse]

I’m a simple woman, I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean music, I become gripped with the urge to don pirate garb and fight cursed skeletons upon the open sea

[strongermonster]

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

[tmbgareok]

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