April with a B

April 24

[sweatermuppet]

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

[studyblr]

this difficulty will soon be proof of capability.

[narcissistcookbook]

the water fountain in the 24h gym displays light-hearted little messages when you use it. "use me to stay refreshed!", "impress yourself!", that kind of thing

tonight, at 3am, while I was completely alone in the gym, it gave me a message i haven't seen before

"dare you to turn around and smile at the person behind you :)"

[narcissistcookbook]

[unreadable]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

At the having a headache awards

[thunderglade]

coughs loudly

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[darkestbrook]

[djpachipikachu]

rocky being a fucking freak is my favorite headcanon This is who was first contact with aliens. doomed all eridians really

[lutheban]

Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous

[perverted-asexual]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[scientistservant]

[pro-prin-prinny]

AO3 authors in the lab creating ships purely for research purposes:

[sarapsys]

Creating ships for the tax write-off

[goodfish-bowl]

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

[preludeinz]

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

[hedgiihog]

i like when mary and armando act silly too

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[resurrectedteleport]

im going to come out as transgender during my 2028 presidency, and everyone will be so busy flaming me for this that they won't even notice as i pass a bill that effectively raises the minimum wage to two hundred dollars an hour

[pukicho]

are you one of those cishets

I am! Are you LGBT? We can hate eachother based on our differences if you’d like? We can help sow mistrust amongst the masses whilst the elite exploit our blind belligerence for personal gain? Just let me know <3

[i-am-a-fish]

im anxious. i should be at the club

[i-am-a-fish]

loud as fuck in here what was I thinking

[nuisett3]

[just-out-of-range]

[turnin-kaikai]

Weird bug i found on the ground