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Liza-26-DenmarkThis site mostly consists of my ramblings about Monty Python and crying over Robin Hobb's Realm Of The Elderlings seriesCurrently reading: Lev Grossman - The Magicians

[wellamarke]

when a few travellers arrive in the town asking about a pale person chade immediately assumes it must be the fool because who else has white skin, but tell me more about how the new illustrated versions of rote aren’t white washed

[fitzandfooltrash]

Blood of Dragons Spoilers!!

I’m in shock Hest really was just eaten by a dragon just like that. I honestly wasn’t expecting it I thought Mercor was going to use glamor on him. I mean he was basically a rapist and pedophile so I’m definitely not complaining.

[blackandwhitemotley]

lol, I feel you! my face when Hest got turned into dragon stew:

[neko-manta]

[aprophetandacatalyst]

May I add

[sophisticatedswifts]

I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.

[aprophetandacatalyst]

Of course there are different names for them in different places, like you guys know there is more than the one language?

I call them is, indkøbdsvogn and hårbånd respectively

[itsnotpiningitspassedon]

Some of you have never purchased a dead parrot but you didn’t realize it was dead until you got home and then you had to go back to the pet shop to complain but the employee keeps saying it’s pining for the fjords and that’s it plumage is lovely when the plumage doesn’t enter into it and it really shows.

[silverbastardgoldenfool]

The Fool: tells Fitz something 100% directly

Fitz:

[silverbastardgoldenfool]

Most writers’ romantic tension: ooh will they!! won’t they!! oops now there’s a secondary love interest hehe who will they choose ;) ?? ah dang, a misunderstanding! it’s gonna be a tough couple of chapters before they clear this up :(

Robin Hobb’s romantic tension: Fitz’s own childhood trauma and internalised homophobia will prevent him from embracing the overwhelming love he feels for and from his closest friend for almost his entire life, during which time he will be unable to fully open up with anyone else, not allow himself to be known and therefore believe himself unloved, meanwhile he will crave the glaring intensity of the inexplicable soul connection he knows he has with the Fool while simultaneously being so afraid of the pure sweet ecstasy of it that he will deny himself the euphoria of being that deeply known and that unconditionally loved to not only his own detriment but to the detriment of his beloved, causing unnecessary hurt and distance between them that will not be fully healed until the moment they literally die and become one being in mind, body and soul

[fascinaria]

[thehmn]

This infamous cake has been making rounds, and it’s even funnier to Danes because the animals on top are Bamse and Kylling (Teddy and Chicken), two of the oldest and most beloved character for children in Denmark.

The show might even have been popular with people on here if it had made it outside of Denmark, because it had no fucks to give about gender and sexuality.

Bamse (Teddy) was male, Ælling (Duckling) was female and Kylling (Chicken) was genderless.

Bamse and Kylling had a pink tutu that they were forever fighting over because they both wanted to wear it, as well as pair of shorts with leopard print that was understood to be the “boy’s clothes”. They also pretended to get married several time and could never quite agree on who was the bride.

It was so normalized that most people didn’t even realize what the show was teaching them about gender until it was pointed out to them as adults.

[useless-denmarkfacts]

Bamse og Kylling said nonbinary rights

[blackandwhitemotley]

[mephystophyles]

sure, when my grandfather fought nazis and fascism he was “a hero” and “on the right side of history” but when i do it im “way too sensitive” and “no better than they are”

[mephystophyles]

Happy one year anniversary of this post also fuck nazis and fuck Donald Trump

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

This is a strange way of colonialism repeating again

[aprophetandacatalyst]

Thing is though...I am not allowed to bring my dog across a boarder that’s an hour and a half away, because he’s not had the rabies vaccine....but I guess the pets and feral foxes of Germany are more important than the people of Costa Rica

[useless-denmarkfacts]

[wellusetheshadowstoouradvantage]

Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?

[mankillercalledbunny]

There is an entire norse myth dedicated to this exact concept

[fitzchivalry-farseer]

for my inaugural post to this blog, i made a low-quality meme

[fanonical]

best unloved characters from the harry potter universe: those bulgarians who tricked fudge into thinking they couldnt speak english for months

[aspocko]

Assassin’s Apprentice: the skill is a powerful and astonishingly dangerous magic, to be used sparingly and only in moments of utmost need.

Fool’s Fate: using the skill to make a grown man have to pee is perfectly acceptable.