blorbo

aloysius! he/neos! twenty two!

[pierroticism]

something about women with traditionally "male" titles like sir/prince/king/etc really does something to me.

[scarpazone]

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

Hello character I love, today I am going to bestow upon you the highest honour I can give:

[yippeeimmentallyill]

How narc abuse believers sound to me

[galactic-dragoness]

[luciferrous]

Paradise lost

[redavexat]

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[finalfantasy37]

reblog if those man tits make you irrational

[barrymccaulkinem]

i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

[apunnyurl]

i hate subscription based services but i have spotify premium cos i fucking hate their ads even more

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[lesbxdyke]

Update!

Me and Artie are gonna be in a local newspaper!!!

And he now has a gofundme to help with his medical expenses. The link is here but there's no pressure at all!

He's settling in well and keeps trying to escape the bathroom to go see my other cat, which I can't let him do yet!

Also he nearly had my hand off for his breakfast this morning so his appetite isn't being dampened by him not having any teeth!

[lesbxdyke]

UPDATE!

With location identification removed (& the selfie of me with Artie) here's the feature in the newspaper!

And a clickable version of his Gofundme in case anyone wanted to visit or share it!

As for the man, the myth, the legend himself, he's started jumping up onto the chair in the bathroom which has removed the worry I was having about his legs, and he's booked in to get looked at and registered at my vets today!

My other cat, Carmilla, has been getting brave with his scent on a towel so we'll see about him getting some of her scent soon once he's well and truly settled!

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

happy pride

[asleep-and-afraid]

I BEAT IT LIKE A DEAD HORSE I BEAT IT LIKE A DRUM OH I STAYED WITH YOU TOO LONG SKIPPING LIKE A RECORD I SANG ALONG TO A SILLY LITTLE SONG

[snapscube]

What’s the most important lesson/moral you learned from mlp?

[lunnefisk]

YOU THERE! RECENT FOLLOWER WITH NO PROFILE PICTURE. CAN YOU PASS THE TURING TEST

[lunnefisk]

[krudman]

MS Paint just got two killer features for a '90s graphics editor

Microsoft has announced new features coming to its Paint app. The new features are currently available for Microsoft Insiders and will likel

MS paint is getting layers and transparency support. This is the single greatest art news of my life.

[dykecrawler]

[lezbianz]

this is for a part-time job as a barista