Aquamage

I like a lot of stuff and am a huge dork for cartoons. Aperently I only do reblogs now? Avatar by goblinscrewdriver

[pukicho]

In ikea atm. Goin absolutely bonkers

[aquamage97]

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[joey-wheeler-official]

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

[joey-wheeler-official]

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

[joey-wheeler-official]

THE BOY

[vr-trakowski]

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

[songofkeys]

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

[hatwithglasses]

Gentleman, if I might add:

[joey-wheeler-official]

yes you may add this

[thebestworstidea]

I think balance in crypdids is VERY IMPORTANT.

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

Friendly reminder that the future is bulletproof. The aftermath is secondary.

[valynnetine]

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

[programaticallydelicious]

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

[pukicho]

You're like the Wendy's Twitter account of Tumblr

Except I’m a college student, not a million dollar company out to sell my square burgers to unsuspecting prey.

[hydroelectriclyre]

sound like someone tryna start beef

[pukicho]

Any beef is better than their nasty patties

[dragongirl44444]

Unless it’s PETA

[pukicho]

PETA making hamburgers now too? Dope.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

hatsune miku should've peformed at the super bowl

oh honey they can’t afford her

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

Unfinished comic from a long time ago that wasn’t ever going to be completed. It makes absolutely no sense, but honestly in its current state i think it’s the funniest thing so I’m not adding to it.

Anyway.

Posting a video later today. Expect that. Anddd uhh yeah see you then.

[csdragon]

Fred’s got enough problems containing one eldritch beast

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

Hot take: everyone in the gang is some sort of all powerful being, except for Fred, who is just a dude who managed to harness each of them, befriend them, and rope them into helping him live out his dream of solving mysteries!

[vosh-daemon]

Release them, Fredward Jones. Your hubris will become your undoing…

[cappucino-commie]

   Hotter take: Freddy doesn’t actually know. The rest of the gang took those mortal forms to fuck with people but they were so endeared by earnest want to solve mysteries and help people that they’re along for the ride. And hey if Shaggy gets bodyslammed hard enough that it should have snapped his spine and he gets up fine after who notices? And if Velma knows things that she shouldn’t know on occasion, things that would have been impossible to notice without some kind of foresight or omniscience- hey, just a coincidence right? And if Daphne conveniently has a medley of strange skills- hey, rich kids are weird, right? It’s not too far fetched for her to have a hobbyist interest fencing, boxing, ballroom dancing, knitting, sewing, modern and antique fashions, and whatever else is relevant to the case at hand.

   And as we all know Scooby Doo is canonically related to an elder god anyways.

[jelloapocalypse]

Did I ghostwrite this post

[olddustyleavesblog-deactivated2]

One of my New Year’s resolutions was to get comfortable with posting more sketch-like stuff again and not having to render my drawings to death until they’re “worth posting”, so here goes! A bunch of what-ifs and if-it-wasn’t-all-Disney, Kingdom Hearts moments. 

[aquamage97]

Okay, this is epic

[pukicho]

Kirby with two knives is your new merch

Don’t tell me what my new merch is….

However ….

[pukicho]

haha fuck it

[big-moon-energy]

I love you for making this

[pukicho]

Thanks i dont know how to draw but some strange energy takes hold of me whenever I think about kirby with two knives and creates masterpieces

[natdoesntexist]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[aquamage97]

[scribbly-z-raid]

Follow me for deep Zelda lore headcanons

[cursedrunescapewizard]

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[polaroidpalmtree-deactivated202]

i went to a panic! at the disco concert last night and before brendon played victorious he said something along the lines of “if you’ve ever won first place in mario kart, this ones for you” and wow i love that man

[aquamage97]

Holy shit

[cbtcbtcbtcbtcbt-deactivated2021]

This is why I don’t make Destiny lore videos. Nobody asked for this but I’m going to post it anyway.