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if i look back, i am lost
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as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said "actually they're siblings who disapprove of each other's life choices"
everything I know about My Little Pony I have learned against my will
it's time Gaud. You will be forced to watch it in a room of sweaty losers, clockwork orange style
as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said "actually they're siblings who disapprove of each other's life choices"
everything I know about My Little Pony I have learned against my will
how many of you fuckers want to fuck eggman? Hands up
Currently, I am yearning an au of monster high where Frankie's parents are Victor Frankenstein and monster, I need this pronto
Like, not in an incestuous way, they are just both her dads.
Currently, I am yearning an au of monster high where Frankie's parents are Victor Frankenstein and monster, I need this pronto
How do you speak tumblr?
First ,
You over assume everything, then you let your brain turn to mush, and then, say something ridiculous until it makes total sense.
Chicken alfredo
Working on one sentence short stories, had this one to share
"After years of being called his son, fear of the uncertainty, and locked behind closets, I stepped out, to hear the phrase "there's my daughter!""
Wholesome 100
PM: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Andy: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
PM: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
Why were you drinking hot coffee with a straw? That just makes it hotter.
I live on the edge
I've done that before lol
Happy trans awareness week to all you lovely humans out there who feel alone. Sorry this is so late into the week, but know that this user supports you for being yourself. Be proud of who you truly are, you are valid
Just realized that their is a rule of the internet that opposes rule 34, a rule where anything and everything can become cute. and I think we all know whos living by this rule @pmseymourva
Absolutely
For example
This Burger
BABAM
Now it’s cute.
This applies to any emotion really, my favourite is scary
maned wolves are just the Slenderman version of foxes
you are an itty bitty fox in an itty bitty foxhole and you creep gently out into the woods one night. the wind pulls up leaves (dry and dying) from the forest floor and sends them dancing, twisting (like something alive and deranged). the trees are whispering amongst themselves, gossiping as they do on stormy eves, and you tell yourself that you are alone, alone with the trees and the wind and the dark dark night.
and then you hear the rustling behind you. so you turn, of course you turn, on your little fox paws, to find it standing over you, impossibly long and bizarrely shaped, its distorted limbs bathed in moonlight:
THIS SHITWIT
Reskinned hyena looking ass
Why is the moon so appealing to humans? Simple, big, round and beautiful. ;)
From his hiding place, the knight watches a goblin openly approach the dragon lounging on its treasure hoard. It bows to the great beast and, to his astonishment, says, “I would like to make a withdrawal, please.”
I'd need some id
Don't fall :)
Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins
An Illustrated Guide For Vampires
1. Privacy Tent
2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed
3. Victorian Box Bed
4. Canopy Bed
5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice
6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)
7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)
8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass
in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets
“it’s about the AESTHETIC” boo hoo and cry me a river of blood, if it was about the aesthetic then why are you shit-twits sleeping in boring moudly ass coffins & crypts when THESE babies exist
“it’s about the aesthetic” babe your aesthetic is crusty as hell, you’re just disoriented from banging your head every morning evening on your basic-as-fuck casket lid
Caskets are also uncomfortable as hell. Ain't catching me dead or Alive in that thing.
we all have a specific knowledge that just…changed us. for life.
anyway it is super important to me u know that scientists have successfully performed head transplants on mice
yes, that is a black mouse head transplanted on a white mouse body.
Cloning is possible. Right?
Cloning organic bodies with the same DNA as a donor? Yes. This involves in vitro fertilization, a normal pregnancy, and produces a perfectly normal newborn. (No, you can’t grow it in a fucking tube.) The child grows at the same pace as any member of its species, and is unremarkable except in that they have the same DNA as another person. Basically, you have created identical twins with an age gap. Congratulations on your boring fucking clone baby.
Creating clones with the same memories or personality as their donor? Pure science fiction. No basis in reality. Even the predecessor technology for this does not exist. Even the predecessor’s predecessor.
Please let the scientists clone sheep in peace. they can’t bc of public outcry but it’s actually really boring and educational
Imagine cloning your favourite Dead celebrity, and they grow up to be a jerk.
Y'all wanna see my crayon drawing?
Ik it's not drawn in crayon, it's coloured.
