Perfect Aquamarine

my email got stolen, so I might as well start fresh. pfp by @tailsylennon

[aquamarinewaifu]

Alr, pinned post time!

Hi, I'm Aquamarine! I'm a bisexual (slightly demi) gender fluid (usually fem-nb) FAGGOT, mod developer, artist, and writer. Oh! And current PNG, while eventually becoming a V-Tuber.

Okay so time for the disclaimer.

I do not condone everything I have my characters do. They are works of fiction, anything they do that is similar to another work of fiction is possibly coincidental, and anything they do that is similar to a real event is more than likely coincidental. I also thrive in dark humor, and am not afraid to express my sexuality, so if that makes you uncomfortable, I recommend turning tail.

Thanks, and have fun.

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊

[burntblueberrywaffles]

[sunthoon]

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

[shape-shifting-trickster]

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

[pitbolshevik]

the thing about (mostly cishet) men insisting that women are never interested in cars (and i suspect this is true for many male dominated hobbies) is that if you hang around in car nerd circles enough you will quickly discover that that's completely untrue and what is actually happening is that women who are interested in cars are not telling men that they like cars unless they know the guy is normal because like 75% of the time these guys respond by either acting super condescending or sexually harassing them

[vaporfunk-archive-blog]

no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you

[pukicho]

I love it when the kids animated movie ends with some wacky character going "dance partayyy" and then a GREAT song starts to play and everyone is going absolutely nuts! And even better yet, the grumpy one of the group almost looks like he's not going to join in... but sike! then he does! and he boogies down just like everyone else, haha, even that ol' lump of coal can let loose every now and then, ey?

[pukicho]

Wait what? Even the bad guys are starting to join in? That... I did not see coming, oh my days! I think this is going to be a night to remember boys.

[rexmatical]

i said i wasn't gonna do a special drawing for pride month but i have a lot of free time here in the hospital to doodle in my sketchbook, so here's my lesbians. i had to add the colour in post on my phone but i think it still looks ok :)

[mmuds]

Alien Miku

[chryza]

*scrolls past, normal post for tumblr*

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*sCROLLS BACK UP*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPONSORED. THERES NO OTHER TEXT. ITS JUST THIS.

[superectojazzmage]

Most normal post from @phoenix-theurge

[phoenix-theurge]

My werewolf husband coming to visit after mpregging me.

[oveboing]

Spirit Flame

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[homophobla]

I have such a good dash

[astrodidact]

[intheheartofman]

[wonderwanda]

I reblogged this yesterday, but I want to reblog it again. Diabetic ketoacidosis turns your blood acidic and will essentially burn you from the inside out.

The stories you hear of people dying from rationing, this is what happens to their body.

Affordable insulin isn’t just a right, it’s a necessity.

No one should have to die like that when it’s preventable with access to proper medication.

[heron-knight]

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”