[almondcroissantsandink]

Jonathan and the Three Brides

[see-arcane]

Bramothy Stoker: Well, Arthur, now that you’re about to become a more frequent person in this narrative, it’s about time I start fleshing you out. Adding a little spice, you know?

Arthur, looking at other ‘spiced’ characters like Jonathan ‘Wrung Out by the Horrors’ Harker, Mina ‘Perma-Stressed Chronic Caretaker’ Murray-Harker, and Lucy ‘Doesn’t Want to be a Blood-Loss Burden’ Westenra, sweating: What, uh…what kind of spice are we talking about?

Bramothy Stoker, testing the heft of a mallet labeled ‘The People You Love Most in the World Seem to Be Dying of Sundry Ailments Right Now, Concurrently’: Oh, you know. The character-developing kind :)

[zoesupreme]

why are yall so obsessed with halloween what's the deal

[rednines]

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun

[animate-mush]

-- Jonathan Harker

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

Us: No email from Jonathan today? What gives??

Meanwhile - Jonathan, whenever he hears or sees anything in Castle Dracula:

[lesvegas]

So we know Bethesda’s Fallouts are heavily inspired by movies like Waterworld, Metropolis, Blade Runner and Mad Max, but imagine what they’d be like if they were also inspired by video games, like Fallout or Fallout 2

[dovewithscales]

So this post is how Todd Howard died.

[ughquaria]

💉🩸🔪

[ughquaria]

📸 amidst all of these flashing lights, I pray the fame won’t take my life ☠️

[badassdemonsword]

[ughquaria]

yes sunburn couture!!!! 

[ughquaria]

babble on

[whitepeopletwitter]

[funzos]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[brucebocchi]

[fluentisonus]

notes apps are like:

carrots

yoghurt

bread

history and fate = same force in opposite directions? fate as forward acting trauma??

flour

meds

[westsaintpaulpanerawhore]