Moving along at a pace unknown

Twenty, college student, lover of giraffes, coffee, and silly things. I pick heavy things up and put them down.

[dutchster]

when you feel the first cramp

[oldschoolphannie]

George R.R. Martin is me

[awhisperofworlds-deactivated202]

i’m fucking crying

[coffeeisfine]

*sips tea*

[iwoofjaneway-deactivated2016060]

“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”

[lizstaley]

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[kiokushitakaa]

game devs take note

[bestnatesmithever]

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

[tampabaylightning]

Hedman saves the day, and Bishop is proud of him.

[floralspined-deactivated2018082]

[demenior]

So my sister got hit by a moose.

This is not an entirely uncommon occurrence in Canada, where cars run into moose all the time (and the moose walk away). So immediately the first thing I asked her was ‘oh my god! What’s the damage to your car?’ And that’s when she corrected me. No, she did not hit a moose with her car.

My sister was shoulder-checked by a moose. She was literally hit by a moose. 

Her dog panicked when a moose ran in front of them on their walk and was running around its feet, while the moose tried to stomp on it, and so my sister did the only thing you can do in that situation and lunged into the fray to grab her dog under one arm, Tim Hortons in the other hand, and got tackled by the moose and set flying. Thankfully the moose ran off afterwards.

She’s okay, quite bruised, but okay. The most impressive part is that she didn’t even spill her double-double.

[andjemcametumblingafter]

The only way this could be more Canadian is if Neil Young or Gordon Lightfoot or someone was singing in the background with an acoustic guitar.

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[stability]

(photo via helloheyi)

[bianksy-deactivated20180419]

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

[hesdeadjim-deactivated20190316]

[21-moons]

#the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk

[frengles]

[drarry-queen]

This honestly gives me life

[daily-showerthoughts]

[my-little-hedgehog]

In Ben Wyatt’s defense

his town did elect an 18 year old as mayor so I feel like Ice Town was also a little bit on them

[wehatefeminism]

Feminists say that if they walk around naked and get raped, it’s not their fault.  Let me ask you this, if you owned a bank and left the doors wide open with no security and you got robbed in the middle of the night, is it the robbers fault or yours?

[klutzykay-deactivated20181205]

Literally the robber’s fault??? They walked in and took something that wasn’t theirs??? They knew pretty well that they shouldn’t steal things??? What is your argument even trying to prove???

[supersmashmother-blog]

Also can we stop equating women with inanimate possessions in an attempt to show their value and worth??? Jesus fucking christ. I’m not a bank with the doors left open. I’m not a car parked in a “bad neighborhood”. I’m not a shiny wrist watch, or a purse left unattended. I’m a fucking human being. I am not a consumable good. I’m not here for the taking. And if your miniscule brain can’t wrap around that concept, don’t confuse yourself by thinking that your opinion is in any way valuable or worth sharing.

[miss-mouth-blog]

^ THIS GIRL TOOK US TO CHURCH.

[a-spoon-is-born]

Cutthroat Kitchen> Chopped

[ghostmullet]

@sailorleo

[clumsythumbs-blog]

Watch Chopped if you want to see legitimate dishes being made.

Watch Cutthroat Kitchen if you want to see legitimate culinary professionals try to create corn dogs while packed into a clown car.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

Cutthroat Kitchen is more or less the Mario Party of competitive cooking shows.

[thecommonchick]

High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it’s like “that is a smart man”