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commongayboy-deactivated2018082

never doubt my ability to watch the same episode of something ten thousand times and remain just as interested and entertained every single time

sistertaxon

Me: okay brain, I'm gonna sleep

Brain: okay

Me: so you have to be quiet

Brain: okay

Me:

Brain:

Me:

Brain:

Me: -half asleep-

Brain: the snack that smiles back

Steven: Is that another Pearl? Who is she?

Pearl: Not all Pearls know each other, Steven.

Pearl (internally): Fucking banana-bread bitch thinks I forgot what she said at the Diamond Authority Christmas party ten thousand years ago well she and her fucking thigh-highs have another think coming I tell you what

guiiiermo

IM LAUGHING. THEY TRIED THO.

koryos

“it’s an abomination against nature!” ah yes, nature, the place where a species of mite has babies that hatch inside the mother’s belly, have sex with their siblings inside their mother’s belly, then consume their dying mother from the inside out. beautiful nature

fulbrite

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

cons-and-constellations

never have I laughed so hard

urdnot-deactivated20160419

I don’t give two shits about kylo ren or his getting a redemption arc but if it will make general leia “didn’t deserve this” organa-solo happy I will drag his twenty-whine year old greasy pool noodle ass back into the light myself

dozygoats

fulcrumahsoka

let’s be real kylo ren probably tried to make a black lightsaber and he probably cried when it didn’t work

iambuttdork-deactivated20210326

does anyone wana talk about THIS GIANT FUCKING HOLE WHERE RUSSIA SHOULD BE.

filipfatalattractionrblog

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

In a surprising turn around, the gays have now censored Russia

coolcat101s

This area has been purified

apricops

One of the moments that most helped Young Me become Now Me was when I was listening to an NPR article about factory automation and how it led to the loss of jobs and the interviewer asked “so, is the answer to turn off the machines” and I realized how utterly unbelievably screwed up that the collective American response to labor-saving technology was that it was saving too much labor and the rational response was to turn them off to literally make people work for work’s sake. Instead of, you know, giving people more free time or higher wages in return for the time and energy saved by these machines.

titleknown

What do you think the reason is that we fetishize labor itself so much is rather than what it produces, at least here in the States?

bogleech

The right wing especially just values “number of jobs” more than virtually anything else. One of their top reasons for refusing environmental regulations, military downsizing, prison reform or health reform is always that they’ve figured out someone, somewhere, will have to lose or change a job as a result. They care more about whether some random person will have to hit the classifieds again than if an entire species goes extinct.

daggers-drawn

A job provides two things, control and surveillance. If you have to work you have no time or energy to resist the system that forces you to work in the first place. Furthermore you become afraid to act our because you’ll lose your conditional stability. Work under capitalism is as much an act of submission as it is a process of production.