Arakdy Ivanovich di Maximilian

влиятельный тёмный манипулятор. star trek, doctor who, supernatural, sherlock... stuff from everywhere. sometimes make bad gifs

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[captaincrusher]

Remember when Data just straight up murdered Picard.

[halcyon1796]

I heard that Crowley helped to make Alpha Centauri and I like Crowley use spray..

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

She’s sexy and domineering. … Mission accomplished!

[lustik]

Islands by Yvan Duque.

Artists on tumblr

Lustik:  twitter | pinterest | etsy

[cozybug-deactivated20231208]

If there are trees you aren’t alone

[hiccupsfreckles]

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning

[i-shot-jfk]

depends whose side you’re on

[pirene314-deactivated20230825]

That time when the demon visited the artist’s studio…

[pirategf]

i wasn't ready for the burning bookshop scene to kill me even in script form

[julielilac]

Some Doctor Who references in Good Omens.

+bonus:

[eternalgirlscout]

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[devouringyourson]

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[whatisthisplaceidonteven]

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

[arakdy]

The Decoy Bride (2011)

[trainwreckgenerator]

HERE is a comic i made at 4 am for @gayharrykim for the star trek pride exchange organized by @lieutenant-commander!! the prompt was worf/riker + music

[thrive-in-silence-deactivated20]

When you need to stretch your wings limbs a bit and can’t do it around humans others.

[rubyanjel]

Ineffable Drama Queens

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[honeypunks]

you could say…phishing scam…

[secondlina]

Team poor planning and long romantic gazes.

[daryshkart]

a demon who created the stars~

[rowyndodendron]

Ineffable Damnatio- 

Wait no!