Rebellions are Built on Hope

Ara/Arak/Kat. 35. Lesbian.

[jezunya]

Artificial Condition is really like

Murderbot: I'm just an innocent bot hitchhiker, definitely not a serial killer

ART: Yeah, it would be weird for there to be two serial killers on this transport :)

[bu0nanotte]

[3.02]

Will sensing Hannibal in the catacombs

[sirenja-and-stag]

Will Graham in Hannibal -Season 3- Episode 9

[gotobedandgetsomezs]

Murderbot and ART there's only one bed and ART is the bed and floor and ceiling and walls

[trinarysuns]

Apparently Wells said in some interview that Murderbot is somewhere between twenty and thirty years old and I keep having to stare into the distance about that. No wonder it's Like That™️. It's been doing this shit for decades, the organic ghosts of memory wipes all that remains. ~30 has to be absolutely ancient for a SecUnit, unkillable cockroach motherfucker territory, a refurbished model the company probably hopes will just die on contract at this point so they can collect the fee and replace it with a new one.

Constructs probably have some hideous survival curve where the average lifespan is like a couple of years just because so many get ripped apart their first time out of the box. If you get lucky enough to get a boring first few deployments, you get the time to scrape together enough of a personality to survive the first time the shit really hits the fan.

[trinarysuns]

It can never ever let ART find out about this because though Iris' age is a bit unclear it's in this ballpark, which means ART is also about the same age, and ART would have some kind of meltdown over the realization that the whole time little baby Peri was toddling around the university MI labs as a drone swarm teething on malware and being socialized with a human family, Murderbot was being put in pit fights and used as target practice by bored executives.

[thornysort]

not a human, not a machine / print

[fallinel]

not enough of a spotlight is shown on Ratthi and Gurathin in Fugitive Telemetry. SecUnit isn't allowed to hack government security systems so it invites its Two Best Guy Friends to come watch it break into a transport ship, AND BOTH OF THEM ARE LIKE "sure thing, sounds fun" ?? They put up the weakest "are you sure this is a good idea?" argument but otherwise just do what SecUnit needs (which is stand in front of security cameras and act as character witnesses). SecUnit's narration also implies that it would have just let its Two Best Guy Friends tag along for the rest of its murder investigation, for funsies, except the cops said no (booooo).

later THE SAME DAY, SecUnit (famously allergic to asking for help) messages their group chat "I need help" with ZERO context, which gives Ratthi and Gurathin such a shock they almost knock their table over. then it facetimes them from the NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM to ask which of these Preserved Artifacts works best for jetting out into space? and Ratthi and Gurathin are like, "that one with the red tags, but ummm why?"

"don't worry about it," it says, "I'll tell you later."

then it HANGS UP and they don't hear from it for the rest of the day.

just a day in the life.

[hannigramss]

[yuckyguyliker]

Hannibal (2013 - 2015)

2x07 - Yakimono

[bloodydancy]

Hannibal S1E01 Apéritif

[sirenja-and-stag]

Will - please leave me the fuck alone - Graham

[bloodydancy]

Hannibal S1E09 Trou Normand

[donabene]

self-described murderbot who does everything in its power to save and protect humans, especially those its chosen as family. academic research transport bot who wants to kill people so so bad please please please let it off leash just once just one time please. bonded pair do not seperate

[left-ily-bye]

murderbot's primary combat tactic is to go up a wall. that's its favorite move. no one ever sees it coming, man. its second favorite combat tactic is to body tackle entities in the face. nothing on or off the planet is funnier than murderbot fighting like a flying squirrel

[madplanetz]

i needed to have an emotion in private

[premium-quality-entertainment]

How I thought Network Effect was gonna end

How it actually ended

[yearofdoodles]

We're leaving the planet and you can't come 💖