Sakazuki Akainu

MarineHQ -Fleet Admiral Sakazuki "Akainu"-

[marine-hq]

Administrative Account of The Marine HQ.

Administered by Fleet Admiral Sakazuki.

Piracy is punishable by law!

Any denigration of the Navy will be punished!

This account has been made for business reasons only.

Alright. Obviously this is a roleplay account (just for hi hi hi ha s)

Administrative Account

[aramaki-official]

ADMIRAL RYOKUGYU GET YOUR ASS IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO TALK.

I am not happy.

@the-marine-pr-team

DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I'LL CANNIBALISE YOUR NUTRIENTS.

[the-marine-pr-team]

OFFICE NOW.

[aramaki-official]

HERE.

NOW WHAT?!

[the-marine-pr-team]

YOU GAVE A MINOR WEED??? WHAT THE HELL. HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS NOW?

YOU WERE ON THIN FUCKING ICE WITH THE SLUR BUT THIS!? WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THAT YOU GAVE IT TO AN UNDERAGED MARINE! A MARINE! HOW THE GODS GREEN EARTH DID YOU THINK THAT'S OK ADMIRAL ARAMAKI!

[aramaki-official]

Oh my GOD! Not this AGAIN!

Honest, everyone knows the marines are breeding ground for hardcore drug addiction, every high ranking official is an alcoholic or a nicotine addict or regularly does crack cocaine or ketamine, because you gotta. is a little weed to cool down stress really that bad? Is it?

[the-marine-pr-team]

Yes, I know that but it's not the weed part. It's the fact that you gave it to an underage Marine. A child! You understand the harm you just caused right?

[aramaki-official]

Underage...according what laws?

'Cause I gave her the weed on the lawless side of Sabaody Archipelago

[marine-hq]

ARAMAKI, my office NOW.

[the-marine-pr-team]

WHO DID THIS?!?!?

[marine-hq]

FIND WHOEVER DID THIS!!!

[the-marine-pr-team]

HELLO SNAILBUR!!

I AM INTERN ONE OR JOHN AND I AM THE HEAD OF THE MARINE PR TEAM

WE ARE HAPPY TO BE ON THIS GLORIOUS WEBSITE!

MOD INFO BELOW!

Yes the marines need a pr team.

My DNI are easy

-NO AI FUCK OFF!

-no nsfw (suggestive is ok)

- homophobia

- racism

The rest is the same old same old!

I am a minor!

@marine-propaganda , @kukribrat , @red-dog-official , @bogard-official , @borsalino-official , @sengoku-official @smoker-official @koby-official @redhaired-redhearted @the-grandline-bartender @the-grandline-wafflehouse @bennbeckman-official @dracule-mjhawk @aramaki-official @big-news-morgans @world-economy-news-paper and more!

[rosinante-official]

Y'all must be working overtime

[the-marine-pr-team]

YOU.

[rosinante-official]

ME?

[the-marine-pr-team]

YES YOU.

We mourned you. THE PR TEAM MOURNED YOUR DEATH.

[rosinante-official]

Well, I was dead for the last 13 years, I just happen to be alive now

[the-marine-pr-team]

hallelujah….EVERYONE HE WAS THE LEAST PROBLEMATIC OF HIS TIME.

[the-marine-pr-team]

HELLO SNAILBUR!!

I AM INTERN ONE OR JOHN AND I AM THE HEAD OF THE MARINE PR TEAM

WE ARE HAPPY TO BE ON THIS GLORIOUS WEBSITE!

MOD INFO BELOW!

Yes the marines need a pr team.

My DNI are easy

-NO AI FUCK OFF!

-no nsfw (suggestive is ok)

- homophobia

- racism

The rest is the same old same old!

I am a minor!

@marine-propaganda , @kukribrat , @red-dog-official , @bogard-official , @borsalino-official , @sengoku-official @smoker-official @koby-official @redhaired-redhearted @the-grandline-bartender @the-grandline-wafflehouse @bennbeckman-official @dracule-mjhawk @aramaki-official @big-news-morgans @world-economy-news-paper and more!

[chief-commander]

[Witnesses pictures of Sakazuki on the dash]

[Instantly the smell of that one West Blue cigar brand overtakes his senses and distracts him from paperwork for the rest of the night]

[notgarpthefist-offical]

WHAT.

[chief-commander]

What?

[notgarpthefist-offical]

S O N

[chief-commander]

This might surprise you, but stating a monosyllable fact isn't really moving this conversation forward.

[notgarpthefist-offical]

SAKAZUKI OF ALL PEOPLE?????????

[chief-commander]

Roger of all people???????

[notgarpthefist-offical]

ROGER WAS NOT WORSE THAN FUCKIN AKAINU KIDDO

[chief-commander]

What happens between recruits stays between recruits, old man.

[notgarpthefist-offical]

[horrified]

OH MY GOD SENNY WAS RIGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON

[sengoku-official]

I tried to tell you.

[marine-hq]

WHAT

[garpswife]

Modern! Akainu and Sengoku crashing out because Ace, Luffy, Sabo, Koby and Helmeppo taught Garp Gen Z slang and now he won’t stop

[marine-hq]

My nightmare.

[the-red-plague]

Kizaru is yellow cause he is happy

Kuzan is blue cause he's sad

Akainu is red cause he's angry

Ryokogyu is green cause he smells bad

And fujitora is purple cause he's gay

[eriathalia]

A force of nature

[my-cora-zone]

Catmirals

[marine-hq]

HQ APPROVED! 😼

[freckledbastard]

i cant find the damn tweet but you know that one post like "people go crazy over small age gaps" "yeah people are getting roasted for being in their 20s ans dating 18 yr olds 🙄" "hold on when did i say all that"

anyway sakazuki and ryokugyuu interaction:

sakazuki: absolute justice is needed to keep the world in line

ryokugyuu: youre so right fleet admiral its why discrimination is so important in keeping the worlds natural hierachy

sakazuki: hold on when did i say all that

[marine-hq]

Exactly!!

[one-piece-user-boxes]

[marine-hq]

HQ APPROVED

[silenceandm0ney]

AWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[trixieblues]

Entering the One Piece fandom by sharing some of my sketches of the three original Admirals (+ a young Borsalino)

[garpswife]

Modern! Akainu deffo has base game sims 4 where he has sims of Kizaru, Aokiji, Garp, Sengoku and Fujitora; every time one of them pisses him off he puts their sim in the pool and puts up the walls

[marine-hq]

N-No I don't! Uh

NOT HQ APPROVED!!!

[bottlepiecemuses]

He Can't See But He Has Good Taste In Food

One points of being blind is your senses get more acute.

[mfdragon]

Just a fun idea that came to me randomly :3

[marine-hq]

My nightmare: