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feminist-space

johanna-swann

everydayconman

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

anxietyproblem

hartsnkises

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

sybaritick

boomer-mythology-destroyer

rabbiteclair

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

apollos-boyfriend

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

sherbertilluminated

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

thearrogantemu

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

theoppositeofprofound

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

goblinindenial

Ah feel 'sif an Odyssian task is basically a poor sod mid ADHD

haarlow

A Pandorean task - just the act of starting it unleashes all manner of disasters.

cyranope

damoclean task: the thing you've been putting off long enough that it becomes a constantly hanging doom over your head

pyrrhic task: you can get it done but it's going to cost you

medean task: you can get it done and you don't care what it costs you

dionysian task: task that might not be -better- if you do it drunk, but -will- definitely be more fun

hegelochic task: it was a simple job, but your name will be recorded in the annals of history for how impressively you fucked it up

task of theseus: a project for which the parameters have changed so many times that you're not sure it IS still the same task

gordian task: ok technically there Is a Right Way to do this but it's going to be fiddly and awful and take forever and what if. what if you just said fuck it. and started slicing

crystaltoa

Orphean task: You are the only person even capable of attempting it, yet it also seems maliciously designed for you, specifically, to fail at.

Goddess of Depression by Victor Nazarenko

dailycatsblog

catchymemes

yukiyu4

catasters

eco-socialism

Ecosocialist praxis

damnianweynee

I support you poison Ivy

immortalcheesewedge

Reblog if you support Poison Ivy

neil-gaiman

That’s my girl.

jacobtheloofah

beechicory

Important context:

(from: https://comicbook.com/comics/news/poison-ivy-batman-guide/)

So. Yeah, Neil Gaiman.

neil-gaiman

It’s true.

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wealdandwold

I always reblog this cos I know ppl who have anxiety around stuff like that who find this helpful (anxiety’s not always rational, & even ppl superinformed about how magic works etc can get nasty intrusive surges of shit from seeing those posts from time to time!)

felthry

What the guy above said, and also this is adorable.

gremlinbehaviour

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