(con)linguistic musings

A conlanger and conworlder. I also like music, art, and writing. I'm not a linguist yet, but I play one in MyIdealFuture. Pfp made with https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2435029

[fairygoulish]

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[theconcealedweapon]

[azulcrescent]

[azulcrescent]

[azulcrescent]

Culture Shock

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

[zooophagous]

It's the sort of car made for the morons who believe any major city is a dangerous active war zone and that they'll need protection from the roving murder gangs that roam the mean lawless streets of like, San Diego, while never once considering that they're exponentially more likely to accidentally hit the shoulder and roll a car and suffer a debilitating neck injury than they are to run into Immortan Joe as soon as they hit a town with over 500,000 people in it.

[bedupolker]

Interactions that probably happened in California at least once

[carnelianfoxx]

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

WIP. Pretty sure I invented a new music genre today so I get to name it. I am calling it yarble-core. It yarbles. To make yarble-core you need to make it yarble.

[donoteatwingsoutapussy]

Shit sounds ass ngl

[pukicho]

You have never created a thing in your life worth praise or respect and you never will. Fester in your own bitter mediocrity

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: . tt t a c g ta gt t a t. a cag t a-c. t a. T a a-c t a t a. t a g a cat a tg t a ct a . t tt ct

Closest match: Heterocephalus glaber genome assembly, chromosome: 16 Common name: Naked mole-rat

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[givingyouarandompathogen]

Pathogen assigned:

Yersinia pestis

Cause of bubonic plague, Gram negative Bacteria

Spread via: Fleas from susceptible rodents/mammals

[hellsitegenetics]

MY MOLE RAT

[facelessoldgargoyle]

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

[yvfu]

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

[facelessoldgargoyle]

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

[yvfu]

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

[hellenar-ts]

i made this meme in a blind rage

[hellenar-ts]

i made this meme in a blind rage

[gemini-enthusiast]

Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this

[songofsaraneth]

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

[yteicosanievilew]

i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes

[yteicosanievilew]

i’m like the riddler in the sense that i tell riddles sometimes

[yteicosanievilew]

i don’t have much in common with the penguin

[donutdrawsthings]

I don't think it should be weird, for me to put a fruit fly outside

[jesstra4ivor]

Why do we constantly have to have “humans get transported to another world” storylines when it comes to live action adaptations? Why can’t it just be in-media-res? Why can’t the Minecraft movie follow the novelization where a guy randomly awakens in Minecraft with no idea who he is and just needs to learn how to survive… you know… LIKE HOW THE GAME IS. Why do we gotta bring people from outside the game world into Minecraft? Why do they look human but everything else is a CGI nightmare? You couldn’t pull a Detective Pikachu and just set your god damn plot IN Minecraft from the start?

And most importantly …

WHY CAN’T THE WHOLE MOVIE JUST BE ANIMATED? You’re already animating like 95% of the film already, just fucking make an animated film.