homestuck stuff

so here we are main is @corvidinthewoods they/them

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Guy fieri is like if heat miser was a homestuck character

[ghoulcaclulator64]

you… you don’t know that guy fieri is a fascist dictator in homestuck canon, right?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

How does this keep happening

[fish-harlan]

If I remember, he’s not a dictator himself so much as he’s the Evil Pope. The Insane Clown Posse are the fascist dictators

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Isn’t this a comic about kids playing the Sims over skype

[mspa-archive]

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[dragonpride17]

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homestuck pride recolors i did for funsies!

@mogai-icon-archive

[frogadir]

[n0seblood]

8a8y Spider

[vulture-jack]

i love when fandoms just collectively seem to get on board with a character that doesnt have a tail having a tail. good shit. all on the same page.

[crishdotnet]

some vrisrezi or maybe just vriska and terezi

[eatsleepcrap]

Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!

I like cake.

[mimidiann]

What about Homestuck.

[princecharmingtobe]

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

[fuckingkarkalicious]

[dunkstein]

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

[wingedcatgirl]

Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.

[solluhx]

scene queen

[mintofhtagn]

species!swap with sassacondy 🩷

more info under the cut!

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infodump time. OKAY so of course swapping the Condesce for a human is insanity. Unlike many other characters, she also affects the *world*. Without her, who runs Alternia anymore?

... Nanna. Yeah, let's say it's Nanna. I kind of want to lean into the fact that the swap affects the entire species dynamic between humans and trolls, I think it's cool. We're also working in a single universe instead of restructuring the plot involving SBURB!

I decided that for this AU the baroness of Crockercorp has effectively become the corporate empress of Earth. She took humanity to the stars and now all spaceships have Crocker logos on them and they are attempting to conquer the Alternian homeworld to acquisition the resources of a very old society, colonize the trolls and become a PROPER hypercapitalist space empire. (Avatar style)

While this troll empire is less militant than the Alternian one, this still isn't easy. There's a level of diplomacy involved, not outright war but subterfuge, which is how Betty meets The Coronel.

The Coronel is one of the oldest highbloods still left alive, so old his hair has gone white. He is the Hierophant of a religion he himself founded, with the The Daunting text of Practical Japery and Magical Frivolity as its holy script. Gamzee's religion is one of the denominations/obscure cults within this larger faith, centered around concepts of moral karma, absurdism, magical miracles and messiahs. One of his titles is Honkifex- this is a Psycholonials reference because of all the fun overlap with Jubilitism. He is one step above the Grand Highblood in authority and is basically the troll pope. I made his name Coronel to distinguish from Colonel. The first spelling has older roots in Spanish!

Trivia: He's 12 feet tall as a reference to Mark Twain! That pseudonym refers to the second mark while fishing, which is a depth of 12 feet in the water.

More Trivia: His sign is Capricorn rotated 90°. This is because it kind of spells out 'cS', his initials. You can also find his initials in the shape of his horns!

While he was once the most devout Pranksterist alive, the Coronel now thinks it's all a bunch of claptrap. His Ultimate Prank is making a world follow a doctrine he doesn't even believe in! He finds this situation hilarious, and barely cares about his job but he's keeping up the ruse to push the institution further into absurdity. The worst thing that came with age was boredom and apathy.

Much like my version of Colonel Sassacre, the Coronel is a traitor to his species. He may be a big intimidating troll, but he's no less a wifeguy for his wonderful alien ladylove. He instantly falls in love with Betty and her wicked wiles, and together they destroy and dismantle the trolls internal defenses.

Betty's in her 50's, The Coronel is somewhere in the thousands. 19 000? Jane could be the young fuchsiablood heiress who Betty uses- or plans to use- as a puppet ruler, whose authority is recognized by the trolls but who's been trained to never make her own decisions. Sometimes Roxy is a fuchsia instead in swaps, which works too! Thanks for reading the silly lore for my evil old scrunklies :D

[bugcitie]

im having a weird time so i drew vriska

[artilleryangel]

You’re allowed to make whatever you want forever.

[tamaalive]

I think June is a little bit of all the girls she admires

[carcrash-ventass]

[yurimartyr]

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[blizz4rd1203]

[kaywavy]

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[superxapple]

we are dirk striderrrr we caaaarry the. idk ive never read homestuck besides parts 1 & 2

thanks for the effort man.

[anoant]

When it’s time for adventuring or whatever

[anoant]

Just realized I never posted the second part of this even though it's like two years old oops