The 'Ace' Attorney

Ace/Aro/Female/Cronic Mess.

[arboresmortis]

Happy “Pull out a metal detector in the middle of court to accuse opposing council of a fifteen year old murder case on the day the statute of limitations runs out based solely on the idea that he has a bullet in his shoulder” day!

Oh and also RIP Gregory Edgeworth. Two decades dead, and we still remember your work. Sorry for memeing on how your killer was caught.

[arboresmortis]

Happy “Pull out a metal detector in the middle of court to accuse opposing council of a fifteen year old murder case on the day the statute of limitations runs out based solely on the idea that he has a bullet in his shoulder” day!

Oh and also RIP Gregory Edgeworth. Two decades dead, and we still remember your work. Sorry for memeing on how your killer was caught.

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

[damdamfino]

I love that Tumblr just celebrates days. Just random days. Because we can.

[nitw]

WAKE THE FUCK UP IT'S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

[nitw]

its that time Again,,,

[that-house]

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

[that-house]

the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

[that-house]

Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

[that-house]

Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

[that-house]

Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

[that-house]

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

[that-house]

Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

[that-house]

Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

[that-house]

Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. That’s it. It’s not that deep.

[that-house]

Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair

[that-house]

Untitled #11. Bet you didn’t expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you

[that-house]

Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy

[that-house]

Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.

[that-house]

Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.

[that-house]

Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isn’t. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.

[that-house]

Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.

[that-house]

Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(

[that-house]

Untitled #18. Let’s not have any ambiguity: Red’s dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!

[that-house]

Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally did fall on April Fool’s, it wasn’t a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?

[that-house]

Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.

[that-house]

Untitled #21. ass haha

[that-house]

Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows… Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!

[that-house]

Untitled #23.

[omnianomalous]

Probably the happiest ending this comic could have had

[redandyellowz]

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[fear-is-nameless]

I just spent the last 10 minutes reading all this & have no regrets.

Wow. I loved this more than I probably should.

[the-haiku-bot]

I just spent the last

10 minutes reading all this

& have no regrets.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lastwave]

ppl get soooo mad when you point out that GI disorders and severe food allergies are also disabilities.

"just dont be around the thing!"

a. do you know how hard that actually is??? do you ever stop to think about how its so difficult that people need to carry an epipen on them at all times because its so hard to avoid that its likely they could die at a moments notice?

b. generally, GI disorders arent that simple. your stomach will still act up and cause immense pain and confine you to the bathroom even when youre doing everything right. i dont give a fuck how gross it is to you, i live it every day. include gi disorders in your disability activism

[indigo-ghost-girl]

As someone who is literally allergic to chocolate, you know CHOCOLATE, the thing that you can't really avoid because its put in everything, (not literally but it feels like it, I have to be really careful) the idea of "just avoiding it" is ni impossible. Its everywhere. I can't just enjoy most sweets or desserts or biscuits cus of this.

Perhaps is not as bad as being lactose intolerant but that's not the point. It still hurts when I eat it. I feel sick just thinking about it. I feel sick even smelling too much chocolate.

(Thats not even going into how much a chocolate allergy is treated as ridiculous, some people don't believe me when I tell them. And how often I have to turn down class treats or presents from people.

You think I want to be allergic to something like chocolate? Something so many people enjoy?? Like I would want to deprive myself of eating something nice.)

Now imagine being allergic to something like chocolate or gluton or nuts or milk or eggs, they're f**cking everywhere, used in alot of things. (Say someone made chocolate cake and sprinkled nuts on the top or somethin as an example) We all have to flip the product over and read the tiny text and list of ingredients on the back.

And even then this doesn't cover things like what type of things are made in the same factories as the product. A non nut product might have been made right next to a nut product. Making it even harder to avoid. And if by some miracle it is on the packaging it is ridiculously easy to miss something like that.

I was gonna end this with something cool that ended in "you fools" but I forgot what it was. So have this instead:

[arboresmortis]

Not as severe a chocolate allergy, but mine came with the side effect of not being able to wear certain types of buttons, lest I break out in very painful (if localised) hives.

Did you know that practically all metal items that aren't certified as something specific will have nickel in them? Because oops, they do, and now I can't wear those jeans, or that nice bracelet my grandma got for me, or the orthodontic equipment I had to wear to keep from needing my jaw broken when I got older, and to prevent future breathing problems.

I got told to brush more by my dentist, to deal with puffy gums. My gums were puffy from a decade long alergic reaction. They are now not puffy. We had long discussions with a surgeon that had several decades of experience, and we never did find out if the thing that got implanted in my face had nickel in it. Litterally could not find any information, other than "it's mostly gold, so it doesn's corrode", which was not the thing we worried about.

Also the shellfish alergy that I am glad isn't stronger, because I like the beach, and I've accidentally almost been fed shrimp like a dozen times. Please label your menus with "has one of the twelve most common deadly alergens". Honestly just list all the ingredients in things in general.

And fun fact, most brands of taco seasoning have cocoa powder in them. Probably not news for people who gotta know that sort of thing, but just, a sampling of the nonsense. I just want a taco damn it!

[arboresmortis]

Oh and med allergies, cant believe i forgot about those. Latex! I have yet to find condoms that do not have latex in them. I do not want to put that shit in me.

Also, I learned very quickly to hide injuries from my teachers, because the nurse refused to stock non latex bandaids, or maybe just believe that I specifically had an alergy, there was a whole thing, so I would carefully clean off cuts in the sink and wait until I got home to get patched up, if at all. Also, couldnt have that nice neosporin to help speed things along and also disinfect, alergic to that shit too, and the only type that is safe for me requires a god damned prescription for some reason.

Honestly I wouldnt be surprised if people not listening to me about what should have been simple fixes messed me up a bit. Still refuse to wear jeans, even with work arounds. Also well water will slowly kill me, because my alergin is just one of the elements on the periodic table, and one of the more abundant metals.

[lastwave]

ppl get soooo mad when you point out that GI disorders and severe food allergies are also disabilities.

"just dont be around the thing!"

a. do you know how hard that actually is??? do you ever stop to think about how its so difficult that people need to carry an epipen on them at all times because its so hard to avoid that its likely they could die at a moments notice?

b. generally, GI disorders arent that simple. your stomach will still act up and cause immense pain and confine you to the bathroom even when youre doing everything right. i dont give a fuck how gross it is to you, i live it every day. include gi disorders in your disability activism

[indigo-ghost-girl]

As someone who is literally allergic to chocolate, you know CHOCOLATE, the thing that you can't really avoid because its put in everything, (not literally but it feels like it, I have to be really careful) the idea of "just avoiding it" is ni impossible. Its everywhere. I can't just enjoy most sweets or desserts or biscuits cus of this.

Perhaps is not as bad as being lactose intolerant but that's not the point. It still hurts when I eat it. I feel sick just thinking about it. I feel sick even smelling too much chocolate.

(Thats not even going into how much a chocolate allergy is treated as ridiculous, some people don't believe me when I tell them. And how often I have to turn down class treats or presents from people.

You think I want to be allergic to something like chocolate? Something so many people enjoy?? Like I would want to deprive myself of eating something nice.)

Now imagine being allergic to something like chocolate or gluton or nuts or milk or eggs, they're f**cking everywhere, used in alot of things. (Say someone made chocolate cake and sprinkled nuts on the top or somethin as an example) We all have to flip the product over and read the tiny text and list of ingredients on the back.

And even then this doesn't cover things like what type of things are made in the same factories as the product. A non nut product might have been made right next to a nut product. Making it even harder to avoid. And if by some miracle it is on the packaging it is ridiculously easy to miss something like that.

I was gonna end this with something cool that ended in "you fools" but I forgot what it was. So have this instead:

[arboresmortis]

Not as severe a chocolate allergy, but mine came with the side effect of not being able to wear certain types of buttons, lest I break out in very painful (if localised) hives.

Did you know that practically all metal items that aren't certified as something specific will have nickel in them? Because oops, they do, and now I can't wear those jeans, or that nice bracelet my grandma got for me, or the orthodontic equipment I had to wear to keep from needing my jaw broken when I got older, and to prevent future breathing problems.

I got told to brush more by my dentist, to deal with puffy gums. My gums were puffy from a decade long alergic reaction. They are now not puffy. We had long discussions with a surgeon that had several decades of experience, and we never did find out if the thing that got implanted in my face had nickel in it. Litterally could not find any information, other than "it's mostly gold, so it doesn's corrode", which was not the thing we worried about.

Also the shellfish alergy that I am glad isn't stronger, because I like the beach, and I've accidentally almost been fed shrimp like a dozen times. Please label your menus with "has one of the twelve most common deadly alergens". Honestly just list all the ingredients in things in general.

And fun fact, most brands of taco seasoning have cocoa powder in them. Probably not news for people who gotta know that sort of thing, but just, a sampling of the nonsense. I just want a taco damn it!

[thundergrace]

Zelda is right. Return the rights. They're taking off all this shit for tax purposes and so that they don't have to pay residuals but worse than that, for a great deal of projects, they also own the rights meaning these projects can never be available anywhere else.

[3000s]

theyre talking about us again

[anactualmoon]

[gayshitanddadjokes]

NO THIS IS SO FUNNY THO

Yeah we fucking won this shit is great

[borkthemork]

I really like this article, you should go check it out.

[krillbeans]

soft sad freaks (affectionate)

[sarilleny]

Ok I feel like we deserve the whole damn quote. The Internet’s soul. It belongs to us.

[ruffboi-mags]

oh, so it was tongue-in-cheek! *saying this, he dropped a large rock*

[caruliaa]

WAIT DID TUMBLR JUST UPDATE THE IMAGE LIMIT TO *30* ?????

[caruliaa]

[image description: 30 of the same picture of bingus, a pink sphynx cat with wide eyes: /End description]

yea its been updated :]

[caruliaa]

to everyone saying either "do u love the colour of the bingus" or "get bingused" here is a flower for u hope ur day is lovely 🌼geniunly love both comments sm ik some people find many people saying the same thing on their post annoying but i love that we have all been connected by coming up w the same thing love and light<3

[altospaceangel]

This is the best post to see as my first 30 photo post

[weirdmageddon]

not even as a joke influenced by meme culture i think spongebob is such an objectively good character (i’m talking about pre-movie btw because after that he started to become flanderized really bad). like hes optimistic and somewhat naïve but he’s still resonable, conscientious with eccentric rituals, perceptive, with moments of skepticism from time to time and flat moments that make him seem well rounded and three-dimensional (“pat, don’t do that.”). like hes Just Some Guy: The Guy. but hes just genuinely such a silly and likeable dude. like he’s optimistic but not irresponsible and that’s a rarer combo to see. mabel pines and pinkie pie are also goofy and childlike but don’t have that sense of responsibility and paradoxical groundedness spongebob does which makes him so intriguing. i’m having a hard time explaining it but it’s better coming from stephen hillenberg’s mind from the pitch bible because this is his vision for spongebob.

he just makes me so happy like what!!!!!

[weirdmageddon]

[weirdmageddon]

everyone who is like “but pinkie pie is an adult and she has a job”, yes i am aware. but you’re missing the point entirely. she’s a wacky random character like mabel whose explorations don’t have a sense of structure. even if pinkie pie is an adult working at a bakery she still has a streak of self-indulgent immaturity without much self-discipline that her target audience can relate to. i’m not saying this makes her character bad, i’m emphasizing how she is unlike spongebob and has a distinct impression that isn’t aligned with the one spongebob gives me. but mabel and pinkie pie are of the same archetype; mabel and pinkie pie both don’t care for fitting in or being professional or obsessing over having their tie on straight. spongebob is trying so hard to be a normal everyman but like a square peg to a round hole he can’t. mabel and pinkie pie don’t feel the need to do this, they just do whatever they want because they like it and want to do it. spongebob is enthusiastic in an entirely different way that’s more reminiscient of a teacher with subtle eccentricities and personal habits wanting to communicate with people where they’re already at (getting on the same playing field as others), instead of going their own way entirely not caring if people can make sense of them or not. spongebob adapts to and reflects the wants others (even sometimes quite stubbornly sticking to other people’s own wishes word-for-word, as seen in the episode The Paper). both pinkie pie and mabel do not reflect others in this way. i’d say he is more similar to miss frizzle than pinkie pie and mabel who embody the same type of character regardless of how old they are.

anyway here’s a few more tags i really liked or that intrigued me:

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

murder trial where the opposing lawyers start passionately making out mid-argument

[lindleland]

this isn't even all of them

[shoomlah]

HEYYY the Steam Summer Sale has concluded, so I can finally share all of the fake game art I got to make for it!! Woo

The idea for this sale was to design a bunch of relatively convincing key art to hide in the Steam storefront, but that would be a little weird on second glance—Erik Wolpaw and Jay Pinkerton came up with the names/descriptions for all of Clorthax’s fake games, and then I just tried to match their energy in the final art.

This ended up being a whole lot of work for everyone involved, but it was such a blast! Super fun trying to make plausibly polished logos in a whole bunch of different styles/genres. I hope everyone got a kick out of finding each of these as much as we did making ‘em 😎👍🏼

[isnt]

[headspace-hotel]

It takes so much courage to admit you were wrong ever, let alone publicly, especially if you’re involved in conspiracy stuff like this. Infinite respect

[soaptaculart]

Sebastian has to age out of his school uniform at some point right

[libraford]

I'm saying this from a place of genuine care: if you are seeing ghosts or shadows or having nightmares... and sageing, eggshells, Crystal's, and psychics arent cutting it..

Please.. please... check for things like gas leaks, water damage, vermin. I'm not saying your house isnt haunted, I'm just saying that carbon monoxide poisoning looks a LOT like being haunted.

[libraford]

I know that, you know that, but when it looks like supernatural things you look to supernatural solutions and you might not be thinking clearly.

I'm having a conversation with a pagan mom right now who thinks that dark forces are after her, so she's tried all the things that she knows... which apparently is not checking the hvac system for leaks.

[libraford]

Shes mad at me because I suggested getting an inspection because shes lived in the house for 14 years and she's always seen things like this and it's just gotten worse since she took over the house. Shes seeing entities, things are moving on their own, doors open and close on their own, people are being touched and scratched. 'Mold and gas dont do that!'

Drafty house. Uneven floors. Pressure changes.

Toxic mold syndrome can mimic depression and anxiety, cause listlessness. Guess what extreme anxiety can do. It can mess with your head. It can mess with your memory.

If you have scratches on you and you dont know where they came from, see a doctor. See a doctor. I dont know why you wont see a doctor. They can tell you if it comes from an animal. They can tell you if you're suffering from a mold allergy. They can tell you if you're experiencing side effects of gas exposure.

I wholeheartedly believe in ghosts. Absolutley not debating that ghosts and spirits and whatever you think you're seeing. I am posting this in a pagan facebook group. I 100% believe in ghosts.

I also believe in carbon monoxide.

Please check for gas leaks in your home. Please check for mold. Please check for critters. Like girl I believe you but please check these things.