Arcaneins

25 | Bitter and definitely a bitch

[freezinghot]

they should invent a spine without pain

[imperial-nuisance-rudje]

#possibly also knees? #maybe feet if we're getting fancy?

[arcaneins]

A heart????

[kouha]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[narutoheritageposts]

may 22, 2014

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[toastbutteregg]

[the-quasar-hero]

The right person:

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[junovoltage]

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Holy shit.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

"OoOoO leSBiAnS see it's not espooky"

[bonivers]

.... i have never felt so seen

[kineticpenguin]

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[corantus]

i know ive blindsided all my regular followers by getting obsessed with utena again so sorry for that but ALSO the entire show is free to watch legally on youtube so like go trans your gender immediately

[corantus]

recommending utena to people is a little strange because a lot of people are vaguely aware of it but think its like a normal straightforward shoujo anime which it. super isnt. i cannot express how much it is not normal. if you like david lynch and hate anime this ones for you

[biolabblasphemy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stiwfssr]

This porno didn’t fuck around

[practical---bitchcraft]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

there’s… a lot to take in here…

[fineillsignup]

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…

It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.

Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

[abysmallylost23]

[passivefan-deactivated20230702]

[shoolis]

I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier

[ulibeanzz]

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

[ulibeanzz]

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

[ulibeanzz]

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

[atrius97]

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

[butt-berry]

Swellow is that really necessary

[tim-ee-sis]

That bird is gay. The DRAMA.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Clippy: It looks like you're writing something, I can help make it worse if you'd like?

[colossussteppes]