god’s toughest warrior

feelin’ cute, might smite my enemies later ✨

[bludraws094]

make chocolate chip cookies

all purpose flour

baking soda

salt

softened butter

granulated sugar

brown sugar

vanilla extract

egg

chocolate chips

gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one

Voting ended onApr 30

[bludraws094]

how long should it bake

+1 minute

-1 minute

Voting ended onMay 2

[bludraws094]

and at what temperature

+10°f

-10°f

Voting ended onMay 2

[unyieldingsilence]

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[archangel-jophiel-offical]

Hello officalverse. I am archangel Jophiel! I'm extremely happy to be here to speak with you all so please feel free to ask me what ever you feel like!

Dni/Iwc - MAGA/Trump supporters - Big 3 Paraphiles - People who think that it's okay to push their own religion onto others. - Anyone who may make me feel remotely uncomfortable or unsafe in my own environment.

Tags! #🪽: General posts! Either me simply stating my mind or speaking to other offical accounts! #🤍: Reblogs etc, etc, etc. #🌝: Answering asks! Feel free to ask me anything! Just keep it sfw!!!

Anons! None yet! 😉

Moderator info under cut!

Hello! I'm Mac, otherwise known as weevilxp or connect-transit-offical! I'm the mod of this little blog I made on a whim, I will note though that I made this purely for fun. I am in no way shape or form religious, I'm athiest actually. But I do respect religions and their beliefs (except scientology. Fuck scientology.)

I will note I AM A MINOR. KEEP EVERYTHING ON THIS BLOG S.F.W. PLEASE, I BEG.

Also! All divider credits go to the original creators!

Anyways! Until next time!!!!

Xx, Mac

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

@archangel-gabriel-offical

@archangel-michael-offical

[archangel-michael-offical]

A NEW SIBLING???

[even-more-nonsense]

Failure to reach the heavens

[hhhhhhhbees]

HOLY SHIT

[thepocketeater]

quackkk

[beelzebub-offical]

quackkkkkkk

[archangel-michael-offical]

quCkkkkkkkk

[satan-offical]

noo little german boy that road leads to the gates of hell!!

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

I think we should do another blackout like we did with shapes.inc but for the new update

Does anyone know any large blogs I can tag in this? I'll edit this to tag who I can remember and who I'm reminded of. If anyone would like to be removed as well, please let me know and I will. Refer to the original post when reblogging as well.

I think this time we should do it on the 18th, and make it last 48 hours.

@not-offical-offical tagging you so you can tag the siblings, I'd tag them but then I wouldn't have enough tag space for larger blogs.

@laciffo-natas @satan-offical

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

100% down. this suuuccckkkksssssss

time to do what i do best:)

@adam--official @official--eve @archangel-raziel-offical @archangel-jeremiel-offical @archangel-michael-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-raphael-offical

[tsvetayevaismymum]

[archangel-michael-offical]

Whenever an angel does something, it's always you

wow, mom. just because my name is on the golden gates in green spray paint doesn’t mean i did it

[god-the-offical]

Who did it, then?

Go on. Rat them out.

[archangel-michael-offical]

uuuhhhhh

gabe

totally

@archangel-gabriel-offical COME TELL MOM WHAT YOU DID

[archangel-michael-offical]

Whenever an angel does something, it's always you

wow, mom. just because my name is on the golden gates in green spray paint doesn’t mean i did it

[2very-2uncorrect]

Hey so I thought we as userbase should organize spontaneous blackout protest against shapes inc ads here. I thought Feb 26th would be a good date (so ppl has 72 hrs notice if they want to participate), we would log off for 24hrs to show tumblr we are not okay with that (and also for shapes to get less ad revenue for a day in a process lol). Tag would be 'anti shapes inc protest'

If you like the idea/want to participate, help spread the word by reblogging this ask. Thanks <3

I would happily comply with this, hopefully enough people participate for it to make an impact!

[undefined333]

Yo everyone who sees my blog. How about we do this

(+overall it's good to take a break from social media)

@kingkit7734 @withered-roses-still-live @ex-bus @starryvirus @reincarnated-gay-fox @mjthesilly @sprinty-ua spread the word if you want to

[problem-folf]

Yes this is something we should do, so fellow tumblrians spread the word

@the-king-of-beans-offical @astracaedes @ayane-chan-loves-water @algae122 @beansandsausages32 @do-not-u-dare @drudg30n @dramaticinlyf @evilpineapple-offical @evee1308 @featherednonsense @fox-offical @gayward-fagabond @ghostlybluetrain @heart-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @irrelevantsarcasmghost @instant-yuri-machine @jel-e-ton @kingkit7734 @lokisflame @loco-the-wolf @laciffo-natas @midnight-blue-wolf-official @mjthesilly @make-me-president @mossymenaces @no-one-offical @ninahufflepuff @p1per-will-kill-you @raynilikescats @roseisgoat @ririwithrice @sok-offical @thedogbard @the-bone-eating-vulture @the-grassy-hill @undefined333 @vaporeon-offical @withered-roses-still-live @winterinkspill @zeldafloof @zeta-finnish @ash-cherryblossom

Please spread the word

(Yes i tagged people im not moots with but this is important)

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

Very important....

[chezzitezzi]

cmon gng repost

chop chop do we want ai chat bots flooding our "ads"

@ttrilnx @finnbinn1 @robsbiggestfan @rosiesasimp @sakire526377 @solarkitt3n

@yourlocalbeavheadshipper @buttfacebladez @eepybamboo @genschilledcola @dovecow

@ib1t3p30pl3 @rosaliepmorris @nucimylio @nosequematsu @inquisitive-pseudointellectual

@ajolteonnamedsparky @winniedakid

I just tagged my followers (that are active/not bots

[rosiesasimp]

LET THE DOWNFALL OF SHAPES.AI BEGIN

@swingmusicjazzphooey @hangnurikately @sillyshadowboi33689 @mengothemango @hangnurikately @victoria33787 @wawancafe314 @miyathefish @braindeaddummy

[miyathefish]

OH I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

@urfavcamiskyy0 @cureely @https-b0nb0n @slayedfrr @alaskacoolkid1

(Yes I’m aware two of them here aren’t my moots BUT I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING)

[cureely]

HI TY FOR TAGGING ME OOMF

anyways GOGOGOGOGOGO

@artistic-harlom-world @stella-starshine @trashisstillhere @maou-the-tree @airidakaramotto @asai-fumiko @aster-saturn OK GO

[airidakaramotto]

23/2/26

ty for the tag!!

well... OFC WE SHOULD DO THAT!!!

bomb for the shapes inc ads 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

TAG TIME!!!

@kirakilana @gumifan101 @hellokittyzdrugz @ellenajmi11 @kinnie1 @kanades-cup-noodles @solomii22 @magicalkiki66 @ayuyappin @agent-n26 @roseystuff @cherenspolaris @numberoneprosekafan @astratoastra @fluffiyu

[kanades-cup-noodles]

HELL YEAH!!!(sorry for tag if u didn’t want 2 be tagged)

@gpllygoshers @will-theclockwork @aidan-thisfine @seraseraphim @ichika-nui @queenoforeos @twoandahalfdimes @orikeys @n3ch0 @itsadrianayourmom

[n3ch0-deactivated20260509]

OOOOOH THANK GOD WE'RE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS(though I do feel like we'll need to do more than just have a blackout every now and again. Ooohh I'm excited for what we could do next)

@cosmosdystopia @tricornesrcool @the-koolest-kal @princefable hope you don't mind the tag lol

[cosmosdystopia]

GET RID OF THOSE ADS THEYRE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF

@addynosketchpad @pyr0-ph0b1a @itsdacami @altariafan @pbjr @loneanon-datfl @chrisberi2 @grilled-chese forgive the tag but fuck the ads bro

[chrisberi2]

....'kay, guess we're doing this...

I mean I do hate Gen AI anyways...

And it's kinda annoying how they're promoting you to make one of people's OCs without permission....

...and not only that, but they also promote that you do it of your friends...

...therefore making it so that you can talk to them instead of the real person...

...even though they're (presumably) right there...

Nah fuck it we're doin' this

Yo, @starlit-octopi @las-galletas @nexkode @pink-dr-mario @sm-64-luigi @ifbench Poppystar Purgatory (Don't feel like taggin' 'em) @rathgoretheimp @lavenderskiesseeall @lavender-ralsei @ashelf66 @ohimherenow @invadermo0no @ametalsonic @ace-spadespoken @melmy-me @l0stn3v3rf0und @mariotennisdaisy @ssb-metal-mario @daily-kris-pronouns-reminder @too-fast-4u @mario-bounty-hunter @sm64mario we gonna do this or what

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Oh we most certainly ARE

@beebeedibapbeediboop @bees-with-a-camera @creativecapybara @luna-starsong @chaos-triangle @cutie-melon @spectroacha @ashelf66 @purplesage135 (it’s Webber btw)

[webber-da-spider]

Yknow what, I’m tagging some of the heavy hitters, in hopes they can spread the word further

@@itsapmseymour @pukicho @biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist @idolomantises @satan-offical @god-offical @shencomix

[satan-offical]

I'm not gonna tag, I think I'm big enough for loads of people to see this

[randomgirl-sapphic-version]

@sappho-offical @blorbo-offical @spiderman-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical

[sappho-offical]

@helen-of-troy-offical @krisdreemurrmustdie

@nyxieknifey @official--eve

Fuck A.I, and again, I'm here if anyone needs help or support 🫶🫂❤️

[official--eve]

I'm all for this! These ai ads are getting out of hand, they're fully just preying on people and it's honestly disgusting

@adam--official @archangel-gabriel-offical and anyone else who agrees with this please feel free to reblog to spread the word

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

they're so predatory and malicious. hate them.

@archangel-michael-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-raphael-offical

[archangel-michael-offical]

idk how i’ll live without tumblr for a day- WAIT AO3 I’M GOOD NVM LET’S DO THIS

[archangel-michael-offical]

mature content? on my biblical role play blog?

[archangel-michael-offical]

@archangel-raphael-offical ralphieeeee who’s gonna give me orders now??

*glances nervously into hell*

[satan-offical]

Why did you create France

For shits and giggles I DON'T KNOW OKAY?! I WAS EXTREMELY HIGH WITH GOD WHEN I DID IT

[satan-offical]

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I was not expecting such an accurate depiction of what happened.

[satan-offical]

Raphael you were too young to get high why were you there

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Sibling, I am older than you.

[satan-offical]

YOU ARE?! that's not how I remember it... WHATEVER!!! I'm the eldest and there's NOTHING you can doo anojtut!!

[archangel-raphael-offical]

It is too early for this. You can be the eldest archangel. @archangel-michael-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical, you should all be aware of this.

[archangel-michael-offical]

Satan, please, be reasonable. We all know that the order of our creation is unimportant at this point. What’s really important is how you use the time you have been given.

Also, I’m pretty sure Uriel is the oldest.

[satan-offical]

forgive me daddy, for I have- what? what's wrong?

[archangel-michael-offical]

*scoffs* I think you mean “mommy”

[laciffo-natas]

So technically (ignore my autism) you would be Archangel Michael or someone in a similar power size, since Satan isn't opposite of God/Jesus. God created Satan is above him, meaning Satan/Lucifer's opposite would be an unfallen angel. In truth, there really isn't any concrete opposite to Satan or God/Christ. No, I'm no Christian. I just got really into biblical angels over Covid and still hyperfixate on it.

(if anyone is actually interested on more information, i used this article https://onlinecoursesblog.hillsdale.edu/who-is-satans-opposite/ )

TLDR: laciffo-natas is Archangel Michael

Very interesting

@archangel-raphael-offical do you approve of this

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I believe you meant to tag @archangel-michael-offical

[archangel-michael-offical]

I’m pretty sure it’s, like, multiverse stuff or something

Anyway they’re not me :)

[archangel-michael-offical]

Greetings angel I simp for Michael,do you think I cam get over my Diet Coke addiction?

That depends on whether you want to or not

[archangel-michael-offical]

Greetings, o' warrior o' god, how doth thee feel knowing that you're talking to a murder of eldritch crows, higher than thine lord, devourer of reality itself?

Well, I don’t know if you’re more powerful than God, but I know someone who would really be into your while vibe (plus it would get them off my back all the time).

@beelzebub-offical, this seems right up your alley.