Mighty Am I.

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[archeenemy]

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[memesandarchive]

Written For you

Small starter meme.

Fluff//Romance “I’m doing this for you.” “You know you’re my one and only.” “I’m in love with you.” “I’ve always loved you.” “You’re the most important thing in the world to me.” “Forever and always.” “You’re my sunshine.” “I appreciate you.” “You’re so cute.” “You’re the most beautiful girl/boy I’ve ever seen.”

Secrets//Lies “I’m jealous of you.” “I’m in love with you, idiot.” “I never loved you.” “I don’t really like _____.” “You’re my hero.” “I’m in love with ____. Don’t tell them.” “I’ve never lied to you.” “I was using you.”

Angst “You don’t give a damn about me.” “Stop lying.” “Stop pretending.” “Get the hell away from me.” “I thought you loved me.” “I trusted you.” “You promised me!” “I needed you.” “I can never trust you again.”

Pain//Blood “You hit me.” “You shot me.” “You stabbed me.” “I’m bleeding.” “Everything hurts.” “I feel woozy.” “You’ve lost so much blood.” “You’re covered in blood.” “There’s so much blood.”

Flirty “You’re hot when you’re mad.” “Wanna come back to my place?” “You tease.” “You’re lovely.” “You look divine.” “How about a drink at my place?”

Innunendo “Do you like?” “Does that feel good?” “Give it to me.” “I like it rough.” “I have something to show you.” “Harder! Just like that!” “I’ve got a present for you.”

NSFW//Kink “Be a good girl.” “Come sit on Daddy’s lap.” “Push me down.” “Make it hurt.” “I wanna fill you up.” “Pull my hair.” “Choke me.” “You’ve been naughty, you need a spanking.” “Take it all the way in.”

[jackcss]

Important message: 

Please remember that anon hate is not a joke. It’s destructive, volatile, and to put it point blank: it’s a fucking shitty thing to do. No matter the content, no matter what you believe the receiver has done or what they deserve; it’s petulant and cowardly. Please don’t stoop down to this level of indecency. No one deserves to be on the other end of a shitty message.

[archeenemy]

۝ [platonic]

13. “That is disgusting, please tell me you don’t always eat that.”

[archeenemy]

"What time is it?"

1. Massage

「Shit, I can’t believe you got me doin’ this. You better make this shit worthwhile, y’know.」

[memesforthesoul]

Send 'What Time Is It?' For My Muse To Generate A Number For What They Will Do To You

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[belpxegor]

princesaachez liked for a starter 

[belpxegor]

 “Didn’t anyone tell you it’s rude to stare?”

[archeenemy]

「Well, I never said I was nice. And besides, you started it.」

[rpstartersanskboxfillers]

Put "whisper" in my ask box and my muse will whisper one of these in your muse's ear:

1. “I love you.” 2. “I hate you.” 3. “I know you love me.” 4. “Don’t act like you love me when it’s so clear that you don’t.” 5. “Don’t make me threaten you.” 6. “Marry me.” 7. “You smell lovely.” 8. “I can be cruel if I have to.” 9. “I can’t wait to watch you burn.” 10. “You’re perfect.” 11. “You were a mistake.” 12. “I never loved you.” 13. “I loved you too much.” 14. “Look a parrot.” 15. “Kiss me.” 16. “Let’s get out of here.” 17. “It’s over.” 18. “Oh, its just beginning.” 19. “You can’t get rid of me that easily.” 20. “It’s now or never.”

[r-romancier-blog]

Describe my muse in the absolute worst way possible.

( bonus points if it’s still shockingly accurate. )

[xaeternatusarchive-deactivated2]

In a world where everyone is born with “soulmarks” denoting romantic and platonic partners...

Send me a ۝ with platonic or romantic and I will generate a number (1-100) for what my muses soulmark words to yours are. 

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[justanotherrpmeme]

Send my muse some flowers and they'll react to their meaning

Begonia — “We are being watched.” Blue Flax — “You are very kind.” Blue Hyacinth — “I will give my life to your service.” Bronze Chrysanthemum — “Though I value your friendship, I cannot love you.” Daffodil — “I do not return your affections.” Deadly Nightshade — “I believe you to be false.” Foxglove — "You are not really in love.” French Marigold — "You are unreasonably jealous.” Hawthorn — "Despite your answer, I shall strive to win your love.” Iris — "Your friendship means so much to me” Lavender — “I like you very much, but this, I am sure, is not love.” Mistleoe — “Kiss me” Myrtle — “Be my sweetheart.” Ox-eye Daisy — “I might learn to love you.” Pink Carnation — “I’ll never forget you.” Purple Hyacinth — “I am sorry, please forgive me.” Red Rose — “I love you” Scarlet Geranium — "I do not trust you.” Spider Flower — “Elope with me.” Sweet Pea — "Thank you for a lovely time.” Tea Rose — "I’ll remember, always.” Viscaria — “Will you dance with me?” White Camellia — "You’re adorable.” White Rose — "I love you not.” Yellow Rose — "I love another.”

[redemptore-deactivated20150811]

※ closed « one sandwich short of a picnic

princesaachez​:

It was a dark and moonless night.

Hands in the pocket of his hoodie, Kyubey shuffled through the city streets, boots scraping against the pavement. He was a little worse for wear: arms bruised, lip bleeding, a nasty gash on one leg.

The six-way fight had been a brutal affair, scattering mustard and ketchup all over the place. He’d lost a few lettuce leaves too, but at least the ham was intact. 

He checked around to make sure no one was following, before ducking into a nearby alley and extricating the prize from his pocket: a soggy, half-eaten sandwich.

Three cats, two dogs and a dumpster had nothing on Kyubey when he wanted to win. Satisfied, the Incubator took a hefty bite before he realized someone else was there as well.

“…I’m not sharing, if that’s what kyuu’re thinking.”

[archeenemy]

To be honest, Ali wasn’t in the mood for the scrap that he’d heard nearby the restaurant as he passed by. For one thing, he’d already done his fair share of dog punting over the last few days to kill his karma. That, and it would have likely cost him a smoke. And, considering how he already had to maintain an apartment built for two on his own, the price for a new pack was a bit... shitty. But, he still needed a smoke, and so he leaned against a brick wall in the alley trying to get his damn lighter to work. Great, another thing he had to replace.

Of course, then this kid comes into the alley with this disgusting looking sandwich, and Ali’s appetite dies even harder. And... shit, was this... whatever... thinking he was a goddamn hobo just because he looked kinda scraggly and was hanging out in an alley? For fuck’s sake, he had plenty of food at his own home, and the beard was a stylistic choice. Sure, he was a dirtbag, but he was not a hobo, and didn’t want the kid’s goddamn crusty-ass sandwich.

「That shit looks like something a bird would vomit out to it’s children. You can keep the damn thing. Oh, and cut that verbal tic shit out.」

[archeenemy]

sevenseasmelody

「Y’know, kid, this place ain’t all fun and games. There’s some shitty people here... keep your guard up.」Of course, Saachez was referring to himself especially, but hey. No need to tell her that.

[archeenemy]

lonelydeathchild

「Yeesh. You look like death. And believe me, I know what death looks like. How’re you managing to stay upright?」

[archeenemy]

giftiaa

「Didn’t know people from this time had such ridiculous hair colours. Seriously, the fuck is up with your hair colour? Why is not anything natural?」

[archeenemy]

smoothcrxminal

Ali had to admit, getting flung back in time was... something of an experience, even if it happened out of necessity - after all, he did murder a pair of brothers in cold blood, and that got him a little too much heat with the law for his enjoyment. For one thing, his being several hundred years in the past meant that people here had no idea what giant robots were outside of fiction, which meant that his Throne Zwei (well, ‘his’ Throne Zwei, though it wasn’t like that damnable Michael Trinity held any valid claim to it anymore anyways) was an oddity. That suited Ali just fine; after all, it would help him out in case he ever decided to get off his ass and conquer again.

The thing was... he didn’t see the value in taking over this world. Or even destroying it through constant war; they seemed rather underdeveloped to the point where his Zwei could likely evaporate entire cities with one swing of his beam sabers. And while he did enjoy bloodshed and general violence, he enjoyed it more if he got a good fight out of it, which... wasn’t likely here. Damn, he needed a light, and he forgot his lighter back at his apartment. Maybe this random stranger in the stupid coat could help.

「Hey, you. Y’got a light? This place is boring and uptight, and I forgot my damn lighter back home.」Not to mention horribly outdated, but if he could get a good smoke here, then maybe he’d just lay low before Setsuna and his posse tracked him down here. At least that’d give him something to do, though.

[archeenemy]

Alright, time to sic this assbag onto Koi. Like for a starter, no cap because I want everyone to suffer.