Above average traumatised twink

He/They // Demisexual // Human rights are neat // Devil May Cry is the best game series of all time // I appreciate a good white haired twink // I enjoy haha funny things // Abolish capitalism

[thebibliosphere]

I booked myself in for a massage tomorrow with my physio lady cause my jaw and neck are all locked up from the dentist today and it makes you fill out a little questionnaire to better tell your PT what kind of treatment you need. except when I was filling it in I’d just taken a bunch of pain killers and words were hard but then I logged back in to make sure I’d actually booked it and

Reason for your visit?

What kind(s) of pain are you experiencing?

Special Requests

[chocolate-mintdromeda]

I shouldn’t be laughing, I feel awful, but I’m just imagining you addressing a person this way.

[thebibliosphere]

Don’t feel too bad, my physio lady was pissing herself laughing when I showed up. Everytime she tried to pull up my profile to talk about the appointment she’d devolve into hearty chuckling while apologizing continually for laughing at my expense.

And for anyone wondering she was able to ease a considerable amount of the pain. Even while occasionally breaking out into bouts of barely suppressed giggling.

[transmechanicus]

Upon encountering any obstacle your first response should be to reach for the cursed blade

[xhda1449x]

@archentad you about both your sword and your guy

[what-even-is-thiss]

I have noticed in recent years that men say “no homo” way less often than they used to when I was in high school at least. Like I’ve witnessed in media and online and in person adult men just willing to say “I love you” or “you look great” to their guy friends without tacking a no homo onto the end of it.

And if you think that’s not progress you weren’t there in the trenches.

[xhda1449x]

@archentad you're singlehandedly doing this for the clib (positive)

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

[whumpster-fire]

Now in handy infographic form for Tumblr users:

[leonbutchkennedy]

[beemovieerotica]

it's like she's some kind of cursed homonculus that stole his eyes

[animentality]

[veryluckyclovers]

[veryluckyclovers]

APRIL FOOLS :D

[gursevraq]

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

[catcrumb]

[only-cat-memes]

[pansyfemme]

“you dress so feminine but expect people to use he/him” ya lol because i believe that people still have to respect me even if i dont fit their image of a normal trans person lol

[giliszta]

Listening to music in a foreign language: oh no I didn't understand that sentence, I need to work on my listening comprehension.

Listening to music in my native language: the fuck is he even talking about

[animentality]

[anorganizedstreet]

[xhda1449x]

@archentad

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[errorschacha]

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?