HEART OF ARCHNESS

Archer Hawk. 20 something. Bi/pansexual. Vet student. One time stripper. Lover of tacos, mashed potatoes, loud bass, and woodland creatures, despite what you might have heard. Yes, the abs are real. Yes, you may touch them.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[funnytwittertweets]

[tparadox]

[youcandalekmyballs]

southerner here. can confirm!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pururin]

[lastvalyrian]

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

[cosmic-aria]

This one?:

[goldturnedgray]

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

[katco-cereal]

[1-800-blurambles]

here u go 

[vermillion-tones]

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

[pheygele]

this is one of my favorites for sure

[courtnashe]

Back when this site truly was lawless.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

hey dude, sorry i don’t really remember anything you just showed me. i actually used to be a baby so as you can imagine i have some object permanence issues

[whitepeopletwitter]

[r4cs0]

[feyrawr]

Why are people still wondering what’s under Diglett and Dugtrio, seriously.

[jump-spark]

are you telling me there is a brock under every dugtrio

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Directed by Guillermo DelToro

[farah-phoebe]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Scary ghost: you think im sexy? 😳

Lust filled ghost banger lady:

[keepbreathingky]

[officialgritty]

Love is Beautiful

Pride Night, 2021

[copperbadge]

Man, I don’t think we give the person in the Gritty suit enough credit, look at that dexterity while dressed as a giant antifascist muppet. 

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[calico-dan]

Thief!!! Stolen right off my nephew’s plate! No respect! 

[hellgrub]

This is my favorite photo ever

[bunjywunjy]

it’s the Baby Shark playtent that really makes this

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[secondclassvines]

[margarit-ass]

This fucking blindsided me

[gotouda]

could be us

[captaincrusher]

Chuck Tingle is out here being an ace ally.