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I still can't reach the top shelf

[paperquake]

Renieri Niccolo Regnier Nicolas, St. Sebastian//Gerard Way, Projekt Revolution

[whore4hellokitty-deactivated202]

[unoobang-deactivated20210222]

HildaMari

[ramunaee]

open the door adachi

[stillyourzelda]

[perfectblue7]

[catharticboredom]

[gun-flame]

Dreepy inside Dragapult’s head: 

[komiti]

Many many mice!

[alisonzai]

[kaijuno]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

My kink is cooking in front of my friends who know which knife is made for what and forcing them to watch me use the wrong one for the wrong thing

[gallusrostromegalus]

Use a cheese grater for tomatoes.

[simonalkenmayer]

You’ll burn in hell for this.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

*panting outrageously: I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD

[kaedeakamatsu]

everyone’s making “komaeda’s in smash” jokes but can you fucking imagine. if there was a reveal trailer and it’s this nice tropical island and you hear footsteps in the sand and this pale ass hand reaches into a mailbox. the cameras in the area swivel to catch a puff of white hair as we hear the paper unfold. and then we hear His voice. “Aha… what kind of luck will this turn out to be, I wonder?” he says. And the camera reveals nagito fucking komaeda holding a smash letter. can you even imagine if that happened irl. what the consequences of that would be. i think that would kill me in one hit.

[kaedeakamatsu]

MOREOVER. what would komaeda’s moves even be?????? press a to laugh maniacally. press b to throw bomb. press x to implicate the other players in your own murder

[kaedeakamatsu]

this post really blew up, huh. let me make it worse

[kaedeakamatsu]

why is this getting notes again all of a sudden

[kaedeakamatsu]

oh no

[secondclassvines]

“what my sims do when im offline”

[officalsuper-k]

I watched this video like 5 times before reading the caption cause I thought I was having a stroke.

[fuckyeah2000s]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[audiosurf2]

[americas-sass]

How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed

Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

[crumplelush]

Michael Schur is the only valid person to write heterosexual romances