Anger Turned Sideways!

It’s Archimer on Tumblr!

[archimer]

Hello and welcome to Arch's Cool Guy Tumblr Zone. Art | Fanart | Comics | My Stuff | Their Stuff Let Me Show You My Furbys

[jovishark]

Commissions are open!

Commission slots are open!

offering sketchy commissions anywhere between $45-150 USD. lower tier pricing for lines with or without shading, higher tier pricing for anything with colors, fullbody characters, multiple characters or effects. you can specify colors of lineart.

please make sure you include as much detail as possible, including pose ideas, expressions or color keys. picture references are ideal but i can work with paragraphs or concepts. allow for some turnaround time. all commissions will be invoiced through Paypal only.

contact [email protected] with your references, ideas, half or fullbody, and any color keys if applicable. i have limited slots so act quickly! ive got to recoup some recent paycheck losses and save up for future car troubles, REBLOGS HELP! thank you!

[jovishark]

sketches from dnd that i refuse to give you context for (some characters belong to @leskuh @archimer and @prinxe )

[jovishark]

my dnd characters lead rich, fulfilling lives (Meatloaf and Don, and Don's wife Monster Truck)

[darthflake]

If you're having a bad day, just remember that it's going to be winter soon and imagine what will happen to all the Cybertrucks ❤️

[the-library-alcove]

Salt-rusted unprotected steel panels... Meltwater getting into poorly constructed and poorly isolated electronics... Stuck in snowdrifts that a real truck would have been able to deal with... Oh, those are indeed happy images. Yes indeed...

[archimer]

*Stuck in snowdrifts that a Prius would have been able to deal with

[elliespectacular]

Don't much care for the whole "I will no longer do this Normal Thing if I suspect someone watching me might have a fetish for it." like, y'all this is why people are censoring their damn feet in otherwise-innocuous photos.

Hate to break it to you but everything is a fetish. Drinking water? Fetish. Eating? Fetish. Sneezing? Fetish. Clearing your throat? Fetish. Burping, farting, pissing, shitting, walking, sitting, standing, having your mouth visible when you talk, making certain mouth sounds, your accent (yes yours), your skin color (yes yours), makeup, lack-of-makeup, smelling bad, smelling good, smelling neutral, hair, lips, noses, eyes, ears, chins, shoulders, necks, armpits, elbows, fingers, chests, stomachs, backs, hips, thighs, knees, knee pits, ankles, toes, soles - all fetishes. Like it or not someone somewhere will Perceive You and they will Like What They See.

And they will be silent and normal about it because guess what? Fetishes are normal and most people know how to conduct themselves around others tactfully. We only ever find out about specific fetishes as they relate to us in particular when someone is choosing to be decidedly Not Normal about it, so we assume everyone who has those fetishes is a tactless weirdo. Rookie mistake. I guarantee some of your friends have fetishes for innocuous non-sexual things too, and it doesn't make them some kind of pervert creep.

So please for fucks sake live your damn life. Don't contort your entire existence around the fear of the possibility that you might maybe possibly inadvertently turn someone on a little sometimes. This too is a fetish.

[elliespectacular]

Hey remember that thing I said about being silent and normal about it? Just so we're clear, this is a PSA for people on the cusp of becoming puritans, not a fetish confessional booth 👍

[archimer]

Iggy Pop: I’ve got a lust for life

Me: well shit

[archimer]

Caught myself being very normal about these two absolute dirtbags

[thowawayuntilfurthernotice]

Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.

Oh, and never stop supporting physical media.

[midnightnautilus]

whistles

trips

Oh no!! I just tripped Over this rock in The Garden! They really need to put up some kind of Wall… and I dropped my Link all over the ground…

I really need To Watch where I’m going, geez…

[archimer]

Fortunately OtGW did get a physical release that’s still in print (in the US). Unfortunately it’s DVD only, but you can still buy it and show your support.

[dreg-heap]

I'm still thinking about how the younger Kennedys, including RFK Jr, would apparently pretend to get hit by cars and then berate the drivers saying "you've killed another Kennedy!" And then the dead Kennedy would get up and they'd all run away shouting "it's a Kennedy miracle!"

[carosbee]

I feel this might be misinformation.

[dreg-heap]

Let it be known that I do love lying on the internet but this one is real

[archimer]

[farkledagain]

Another new DND campaign, another new PC! Meet Bijou de Vaus!!

[jovishark]

i dont put a lot of art here but recently i made some omin and jim puppets! i take these to PAXs (west and unplugged this year) so if youre around you might see them

these are the first face puppets ive ever made and they both came with their own sets of challenges. its not super... sturdy, construction, but i owe most of that to not owning a sewing machine, so both of them are entirely hand-stitched and glued. jim is rod-armed and has wig hair, omin is a live hand puppet with removable eyebrows. and theyre in love

[archimer]

Furby Babies can eat twice their weight in cold cuts in a day.

[archimer]

You can’t tell me they’re not carnivores

[furiouskettle]

a group of furblets encounter a fearsome beast.  kinda like a scaled-down version of this

patreon ☆ ko-fi 

[archimer]

creatures

[dragoncommunion]

Settings > Meals > My Sandwich > Configure My Sandwich

[archimer]

ctrl+alt+sammich

[archimer]

a bad dennis

[archimer]

I just found these old 2005 Furby puzzles on eBay and the art is so cute???