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Me, in tears: whatever tho I guess it doesnât matter haha
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Not sure why this park thought the first two sign language words they needed to teach to kids were âGhostâ and âRunâ
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Be trippin over my words n shit đ
How I imagine Americans to make food.
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Psst⊠Followers do not tell her about the hotpockets. Sheâs, like, the hotpockets police. She wants to replace them with vegetables.Â
TELL ME ABOUT THE HOT POCKETS im here to improve her diet bc its my job bc im her wife n also i am a gr8 cook ok
HELP MY ASS BE UNHEALTHY AND UNHAPPY. KEEP THE SECRETâą 2K17
y u do me like this bae
archipelabro replied to your post: @archipelabro hey
someone will help me
Psst⊠Followers do not tell her about the hotpockets. Sheâs, like, the hotpockets police. She wants to replace them with vegetables.Â
TELL ME ABOUT THE HOT POCKETS im here to improve her diet bc its my job bc im her wife n also i am a gr8 cook ok
if you wanna be my lover you gotta be able to rip a log in half with your bare hands
This is amazingly perfect
Credit to Black Nerd Comedy
EVERYONE WATCH THIS TO THE VERY END. I. AM. CRYING
*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier
his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature
lol there are soulmates and then there are saltmates where u and another person have an unbreakable bond by being salty abt the same thingsÂ
i want to run awayâŠbut like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard
me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singlesâą Â and hopelessly lost): whereâs totoro
Right now, Iâm sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Hereâs some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter:
âYou must include a cover letterâ does not mean âwrite a single line about why you want this positionâ. If you canât be bothered to write at least one actual paragraphs about why you want this job, I canât be bothered to read your CV.
Donât bother including a list of your interests if all you can think of is âsocialising with friendsâ and âlistening to musicâ. Everyone likes those things. Unless you can explain why the stuff you do enriches you as a person and a candidate (e.g. playing an instrument or a sport shows dedication and discipline) then I honestly donât care how you spend your time. I wonât be looking at your CV thinking âhuh, they havenât included their interests, they must have noneâ, Iâm just looking for what you have included.
Even if you apply online, I can see the filename you used for your CV. Filenames that donât include YOUR name are annoying. Filenames like âCV - mediaâ tell me that youâve got several CVs you send off depending on the kind of job advertised and that you probably didnât tailor it for this position. â[Full name] CVâ is best.
USE. A. PDF. All the meta information, including how long you worked on it, when you created it, times, etc, is right there in a Word doc. PDFs are far more professional looking and clean and mean that I canât make any (unconscious or not) decisions about you based on information about the file.
I donât care what the duties in your previous unrelated jobs were unless you can tell me why theyâre useful to this job. If you worked in a shop, and youâre applying for an office job which involves talking to lots of people, donât give me a list of stuff you did, write a sentence about how much you enjoyed working in a team to help everyone you interacted with and did your best to make them leave the shop with a smile. I want to know what makes you happy in a job, because I want you to be happy within the job Iâm advertising.
Does the application pack say who youâll be reporting to? Can you find their name on the company website? Address your application to them. Itâs super easy and shows that you give enough of a shit to google something. 95% of people donât do this.
Tell me who you are. Tell me what makes you want to get up in the morning and go to work and feel fulfilled. Tell me what youâre looking for, not just what you think Iâm looking for.
I will skim your CV. If you have a bunch of bullet points, make every one of them count. Make the first one the best one. If itâs not interesting to you, itâs probably not interesting to me. Iâm overworked and tired. Make my job easy.
âI work well in a team or individuallyâ okay cool, you and everyone else. If the job means youâll be part of a big team, talk about how much you love teamwork and how collaborating with people is the best way to solve problems. If the job requires lots of independence, talk about how you are great at taking direction and running with it, and how you have the confidence to follow your own ideas and seek out the insight of others when necessary. I am profoundly uninterested in cookie-cutter statements. I want to know how you actually work, not how a teacher once told you you should work.
For an entry-level role, tell me how youâre looking forward to growing and developing and learning as much as you can. I will hire genuine enthusiasm and drive over cherry-picked skills any day. You can teach someone to use Excel, but you canât teach someone to give a shit. It makes a real difference.
This is my advice for small, independent orgs like charities, etc. We usually donât go through agencies, and the person reading through the applications is usually the person who will manage you, so it helps if you can give them a real sense of who you are and how youâll grab hold of that entry level position and give it all youâve got. This stuff might not apply to big companies with actual HR departments - itâs up to you to figure out the culture and what theyâre looking for and mirror it. Do they use buzzwords? Use the same buzzwords! Do they write in a friendly, informal way? Do the same! And remember, 95% of job hunting (beyond who you know and flat-out nepotism, ugh) is luck. If you keep getting rejected, itâs not because you suck. You might just need a different approach, or it might just take the right pair of eyes landing on your CV.
And if you get rejected, itâs worthwhile asking why. Youâve already been rejected, the worst has already happened, thereâs really nothing bad that can come out of you asking them for some constructive feedback (politely, informally, âif it isnât too much troubleâ). Pretty much all of us have been hopeless jobseekers at one point or another. We know itâs shitty and hard and soul-crushing. Friendliness goes a long way. Even if itâs just one line like âyour cover letter wasnât inspiring" at least you know where to start.
And seriously, if you have any friends that do any kind of hiring or have any involvement with that side of things, ask them to look at your CV with a big red pen and brutal honesty. I do this all the time, and the most important thing I do is making it so their CV doesnât read exactly like that of every other person who took the same âhow-to-get-a-jobâ class in school. If your CV has a paragraph that starts with something like âI am a highly motivated and punctual individual whoââ then oh my god I AM ALREADY ASLEEP.
Very good post thanks for this.
Excellent advice for building and submitting job application documents.
This is the first good resume advice post Iâve seen on this site. Much better advice than the âlists of active verbs to useâ and âhere are resume templatesâ. Follow this advice.
THIS. OP YOU DONâT KNOW HOW MUCH I COULD KISS YOU.
Black female athletes who keep making US history.
Just say that y'all hate black women and go
Protecting Black women is a priority
Gabby got so much hate it affected her performance at the games and she was in tears man. all because racist lowlifes,who cant kill it like she does, got mad at her over a fucking national anthem. i aint seen michael phelps put his hand over his heart but you wanna bully a young black woman whoâs representing your country, wearing your colours, winning you medals. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/aug/15/gabby-douglas-hounding-american-champion-olympics
RYAN LOCHTE VANDALIZED A GAS STATION, LIED ABOUT IT AND BLAMED IT ON THE LOCAL BROWN SKINNED PEOPLE.Â
Textbook racial projection complete with the âheâs just a harmless kidâ narrative (never mind the fact that an innocent person could have been wrongly arrested if his lie wasnât found out). I donât think they could more accurately represent âthe American wayâ if they tried.
my perspective as a brazilian person watching all this is that this guy is simply SHOCKED that he canât just do whatever he wants and get away with it in a foreign country (that he probably considers third world garbage)
when in hell would a brazilian person ever do this shit in such an event in the US, get caught lying about being held at gunpoint by the police and not have their passport seized during the investigation/fly back home before it was seized??