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thank you for taking the time to read through my really short list of rules!!! i am elvira and i am 29(+) for a number of years (and holding!). i do have a life outside of rp and this is not my only blog (hockenberry, extenuaeting, & accidentallyimmortal). sometimes i reply the moment you do and sometimes i am a snail. there is no rhyme or reason here, it just be like that. i do tend to respond more frequently to those i speak to ooc! i also enjoy talking in the tags! my IMs are always open to mutuals!

THERE WILL BE HIGHLY TRIGGERING CONTENT.

MUN DOES NOT EQUAL MUSE.

DUE TO CANON EVENTS AND THEMES, THERE WILL BE MENTION OF RAPE/NON-CON, INCEST, CANNIBALISM, AND THERE WILL BE DEPICTIONS OF MURDER AND TORTURE.

EVERYTHING WILL BE TAGGED: trigger tw

here’s a few more specific things!

i ship with chemistry. 100% with chemistry.

i will never force a ship on you, and i expect the same courtesy in returned. forcing things is a hard no.

i am mobile a lot and cannot always cut posts properly (to my chagrin)/do not always have muse to try and reply on my dang phone. it’s rough and i gotta be motivated lol i always down for chatting while mobile though!

i have been writing these idiots here and there on multiple platforms since approx 2012 and have a lot of headcanons, etc. built up around them. always feel free to ask questions!

There are a few films/concepts that legitimately terrify me and as such, I will not be interacting with anyone from the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, the concept of the Halloween and Scream films (regarding home invasions), and anything having to do with broken teeth or dentistry. All of these things spark anxiety attacks. Please respect this.

if i think of more, i will add it, but that’s all for right now! i promise i’m very kind and SUPER excited to talk to you!!! please please please do not hesitate to approach me, a lowly potato! i look forward to chatting and writing with you!!!

xo, elvira

#pinned post #my name's elvira but you can call me tonight * ooc

aymixium

have you any dreams you’d like to sell?

independent & mutually exclusive. ft. fandoms such as chuck, the hunger games, ahs, stranger things, the office, star wars, harry potter, firefly, x-files, disney, twilight, supernatural, & more!!!

#moving everyone here!!#pls follolw and rb #thaks!#self promo

michaelormewood

movies watched in 2021 - 1/10

My Bloody Valentine 3D | Dir: Patrick Lussier

#be mine 4 ever? * tom hanniger / harry warden #i thought we had forever * sarah palmer #sobbbbiinnngggggg #blood tw #queued

chewbacca

Halloweentown (1998), dir. Duwayne Dunham

#the odds were 50% that i'd get a normal sister * dylan piper #queued

iglovequotes

https://iglovequotes.net/

#i kill monsters that's who the hell i am * claire novak #queued

chewbacca

Halloweentown (1998), dir. Duwayne Dunham

#the odds were 50% that i'd get a normal sister * dylan piper #queued

musingovermusings

DON’T underestimate the lengths I’ll go to for the people I love.

#you get used to it * eric hill #ramble on * dean winchester #queued

brittany

Lady Gaga’s introduction as The Countess in American Horror Story: Hotel - “Checking In”

#reckless devotion * donovan langdon #aesthetique tm of donovan #the corset pull get s me every t I ME #queued

lucifersresources

i made you cum, don’t ignore me.

you’re the only person i don’t get tired of.

i hate you for looking so pretty today.

we look fucking cute together.

i just punched shit, let’s call it therapy.

in case there’s any confusion, you’re fucking mine.

you’re fucking adorable and adorably fuckable.

nothing feels better than having you in my arms. well, being inside you maybe, but that’s not really romantic.

teasing you is what i’m best at.

oh shut up, you love to disagree with me more than anything, it’s your favourite thing in the world.

don’t say ‘fight me’ unless you wanna have sex with me or you’re actually tryna catch a right hook.

the best way not to get your heart broken is to pretend you don’t have one.

if you can’t handle me at my worst than we already have something in common.

bitch, wake the fuck up.

i’d say we’re enemies with benefits.

will there be food at your funeral?

i love the little moans you make when i’m teasing you.

i think i’m falling in love with you and it scares the shit out of me.

netflix and rest your head on my thigh while i run my fingers through your hair?

please take care of yourself, i wanna keep you for a long time.

your face triggers me.

stop saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

oh my god stop being a brat i’m on my way.

me loving you doesn’t make you any less annoying.

stop making me think about you.

i just wanna cuddle and have intellectual conversations.

i’ll seduce you with interesting scientific facts.

hold on i’m watching porn.

i’m high, bi and ready to cry.

the lengths you would go to in order to both get and avoid attention astound me.

'what are you into’ is such a fucking broad question. what do i say to that? a tv show or choking?

never mind, i already did the stupid thing.

fall in love? bitch, i can’t even fall asleep.

i just ended a five year relationship but don’t worry, it wasn’t mine.

if rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo.

not to sound really gay and bitter but…

netflix and choke me though.

first of all, no. second of all, no.

i don’t know how to hit on him so he has to die.

i’m bored, give me attention.

i haven’t jacked off in like 2 days, call me fucking mother theresa.

he’s like twice my age but holy fucking shit he is so hot help me.

he’s turning me into a bottom. gross.

oh never mind i’m done being dramatic, i just got dicked down.

good morning i have already made 1 (one) bad decision and i show no signs of stopping.

go to bed. stop singing disney songs.

if i die i want you to have all my books.

stab him, i promise i’ll bail you out.

i feel like you’re trying to tell me what to do so i’m gonna do the opposite.

okie dokie artichoke me.

there’s so much wrong with us, but at least we’re beautiful.

#here's johnny! * memes #pls specify if you're texting! ty

vhsmeme

* first blood starters

first blood is a novel by david morrell. tw: guns and blood.

‘ you shouldn’t be walking around. ’

‘ i don’t like being stared at. ’

‘ you’ve got to rest. take it easy. ’

‘ how did i get here? ’

‘ now i want you to stop talking and save your strength. ’

‘ leave me alone! i mean it! ’

‘ we have to stop the bleeding. ’

‘ keep your fucking hands off me. ’

‘ all right, play it tough if you want. ’

‘ let me be. ’

‘ i don’t feel a thing. ’

‘ but it’s the little things that make a town what it is, that you can watch to make it safe. ’

‘ you’re not tired. you’re afraid. ’

‘ i’m just not happy unless i get miserable every once in a while. ’

‘ that’s the last thing you have to worry about. ’

‘ i just was sorry. ’

‘ who does? ’

‘ try and remember. ’

‘ that’s very funny. ’

‘ hold still. ’

‘ what the hell’s going on? ’

‘ i have bandages under my clothes too. ’

‘ where’s my shoes and socks? ’

‘ you have to promise me. ’

‘ i didn’t want you to think i don’t care what happens to you. ’

‘ stand the hell up and identify yourself. ’

‘ you didn’t pull out the pockets in your jacket. ’

‘ is that plain enough for you to understand? ’

‘ get your dumbass away from the entrance. ’

‘ the gun’s not loaded. ’

‘ look at that sun. ’

‘ been waiting long? ’

‘ stay out of it. ’

‘ what the hell was that? ’

‘ sit down here on the floor. ’

‘ that isn’t necessary. ’

‘ i’m alone. i need help. ’

‘ no, but you promised yourself, and that does count. ’

‘ christ, what’s the matter with you? ’

‘ i don’t sleep much anymore. ’

‘ wasn’t even a chance to go home and grab my rifle. ’

‘ you can’t leave me. don’t leave me. ’

‘ i’m fine. it’s a cramp. ’

‘ well, you sure put one over on me, didn’t you? ’

#here's johnny! * memes

soulrph

potentially romantic prompts.

u know the pining content? yearning stuff, stuff that you see on the television or in a book that gets you shipping things like crazy?? yeah. here u go buddies. as always, feel free to reverse the circumstances! sender is the person sending the meme, receiver is the person receiving the meme, and specify muses if you're sending it as or to a multi!!!

[ JACKET ] : sender gives receiver their jacket after seeing them shiver in the cold.

[ EXTRA ] : sender buys an extra coffee/snack/etc. to give to receiver.

[ GAZE ] : sender stares longingly at receiver when they think they aren't looking.

[ HOLD ] : sender holds receiver in their arms in order to comfort or protect them.

[ CATCH ] : sender catches receiver's hand instinctively out of surprise or concern, and holds it.

[ WAIT ] : sender, out of concern, waits for receiver to make sure they're okay after noticing them act strangely.

[ ESCORT ] : sender accompanies the receiver home late at night, in order to ensure they're safe.

[ RESCUE ] : sender goes out of their way to help the receiver after they call for help. ( aka: 'stay right there, i'm on my way' )

[ TACKLE ] : sender instinctively tackles or shields receiver from harm's way.

[ LISTEN ] : sender attentively listens to receiver as they speak. ( i.e., eye contact, leaning forward, nodding etc. )

[ NOTICE ] : sender verbally acknowledges a recent change in the receiver, either physical or in their personality.

[ TEND ] : sender gently tends to a wound the receiver recently got. ( 'you're such an idiot' but lovingly??? yeah i'm weak-- )

[ CUP ] : sender cups or caresses receiver's face.

[ CHECK ] : sender checks in on receiver following an emotionally distressing incident to make sure they're okay.

[ ADJUST ] : sender adjusts an item of clothing or jewellery that the receiver is wearing, resulting in them being very close together.

[ SMILE ] : sender lights up with a bright smile upon seeing the receiver enter the room.

[ OPEN ] : sender is openly emotionally vulnerable in front of the receiver, trusting them with this moment of vulnerability.

[ FAVOR ] : sender does a favor for receiver without being asked to, or expecting a reward in return.

[ TALK ] : sender initiates conversation with the receiver to comfort them. ( BONUS: ADD A QUESTION THAT THEY MIGHT ASK THE RECEIVER! )

[ BEDSIDE ] : sender waits by receiver's bedside as they recover from an illness or an injury.

[ LOOK ] : sender engages in focused eye contact with the receiver.

[ CONFESS ] : sender confesses their feelings for receiver.

[ CLOSE ] : sender and receiver find themselves unexpectedly close to one another.

[ KISS ] : sender kisses receiver in order to protect their identities, but is the kiss completely professional? or is there something else...?

#here's johnny! * memes #👀👀👀

brittany-murphy

Halloweentown (1998) dir. Duwayne Dunham

#the odds were 50% that i'd get a normal sister * dylan piper #queued

borrelia

Okay I’m actually curious now so i made a uquiz to test how well you can recognize car logos

https://uquiz.com/JJZ9bg

It gets harder as you go but hopefully there’s fun to be had in the frustration :)

borrelia

So far I have learned:

People who get one of the first two wrong are lucky to get 50%

There’s a few people missing the last few questions bc they aren’t sure what a make is (it’s the brand of car. car names are listed Make and Model) or they think I want them to write a model under the make

Please Please Please I Told You What The Right Answer Is For The Nissan Question I Want You To Get It Right…

#93% bc i sneezed gdi #but i knew all of them ffhkkkhgf #queued