Stranger Things
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Cosmic Funnies
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
todays bird
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Discoholic 🪩
d e v o n
Janaina Medeiros
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Love Begins
Product Placement
Xuebing Du
Show & Tell
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Origami Around
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@archrelyrist
How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?
‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!
What the fuck is happening
Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!
Stop making fun of people’s jobs. It doesn’t matter if someone is the ceo of a business company, doctor, fry cook, retail worker, janitor, teacher, whatever. They’re doing what they gotta to to support themselves, and it’s none of your business.
there are a lot of weird kinky stories in ancient greek mythology but can you imagine how fucking weird it would be if you walked into pygmalion’s workshop to commission some art and found him hardcore making out with some statue like a hipster in a museum
#legitimately having to stop people from making out with statues is one of the most exasperating things about my job #like guys #please #I know you want to be edgy and take instagram selfies - but it’s a museum and a historical object and the lighting is terrible anyway #and most importantly it’s a museum #I will kick you out myself #and rest assured #I will tell everyone about it #yes I did walk in on someone making out with a bust of Queen Victoria (not even like an artsy peck they were *going for it*) #and it has slightly traumatised me for life #….. this isn’t a post about that (x)
@villierscy this wasn’t originally a post about that but now it is PLEASE share more about the freak mashing mouths with queen victoria
What vets do behind closed doors
I saw the caption and was so worried for a second
Worked in a vets for 2 years can confirm this is 1000% accurate
Circa 1983
Sleep
Kaede: Are you alright? You look like you didn’t sleep last night.
Himiko: I got a solid eight minutes.
Himiko: Not consecutively, but still it’s fine. You’re not even that blurry.
I have somewhat of a green thumb myself
Turns out drunk people have a hard time with puns
Dressed up as an anti-vaxxer for Halloween party. It was a hit.
*Obama gets elected*
America: You suck
*Donald Trump gets elected*
America:
When you are a sarcastic bitch but you burnt the hell out of the wrong person.
Me:
The rosted person:
My friends who have seen everything:
