Arcs

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[blignick]

[shilyas]

[graceebooks]

ok lol hold on let me get my dick on the mouth level meridian

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[atapi]

eevee is like a prey animal to me

[atapi]

Gone............

[atapi]

peace and love on planet earth

[wyrmicelli]

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

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Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

great work everyone!!!!

[15takumi]

[shiftythrifting]

Yonic dish found in NY

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[epicsause-official]

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

[biggestcommunismbuilder]

Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious

[epicsause-official]

well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead

[cameoappearance]

#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)

[paulgadzikowski]

"Then transition."

[nayohme]

[butchfagminotaur]

[thebibliosphere]

Childhood friend texted me and asked how I’m doing and I said, oh, y’know. Eyeing the path that leads up to the Iron Age fairy mound we warned never to go near as kids, and going up there to scream my full government name because anything is better than this.

Anyway. She’s on the next train down. So that’s nice.

[thebibliosphere]

And yes, this is the same fairy mound my dad once left me at by mistake because he thought my mother had me.

Then said quite calmly when I appeared toddling down the path on my own unscathed, “welp, they either didn’t want you or they didn’t want you back. Either way, let’s not tell your mother about this one.”

It’s been 25+ years and I’m still getting blackmail mileage out of that one.

[hanamakis]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

the very last second made it, tbh

[polkadot-cookie]

[outsidewolves]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Is this about how ppl born in the late 20th century have a unique and fluid experience of navigating barriers to information access and its our responsibility to teach the younger folks how to tinker with technology to avoid being spoonfed everything we experience in order to have critical skills that keep us informed, autonomous, and able to hold power despite looming threats of authoritarianism or..........???

[bigbigtruck]

i love love lOVE the additional element of “the only information that’s free is the ‘how we’re going to hell’” BS. Chef’s kiss.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7

[despazito]