i will say, the worst thing that happened in fandom was when shipping just became āi ship this bc itās gonna be realā and not just āi ship this bc i think itās a fun dynamic to explore idc what the writers are doing thatās not my businessā
Hes lazy at home. Not because heās tired he just wants you to take care of him, but when you call him a baby for all these requests he gets mad āI AM NOT A BABY! I AM A GROWN MAN! NOW SPOON FEED ME!ā
He tries to prank you but fails, your too smart to fall for it. He always tries to trip you in public while walking and every time he is the one on the floor and your the one laughing some how-
He likes the idea of drawing and being an artist he just canāt draw. He can only draw stick people with different hair, one time he tried to draw you, gave up and instead gave you a picture of a stick person with your hair. Itās now on the fridge LOL
He tries to act cool around his friend with you but just makes a fool of himself. āYeah this my bae so what?ā āYeah Iām his bae and heās my baby, my big, soft, smiley baby!ā His soul is now crushed and his friends all laughing
He sleeps like a ANIMAL. he full on canāt sleep normally, You both go to bed the same time, one of you as always gunna wake up on the floor, mostly you. Then he wakes up like āwhy you on the floor?ā
Sasukeš”ļø-*
He may seem cool but he gets very flustered. He doesnāt cover his face though he just closes his eyes so he doesnāt get more flustered and so he can ignore the fact that he is red
He CANT Dance, donāt EVER take him dancing. Itās not because heās bad Iām at dancing he just never learn. If there is music he will bop his head to the beat though, if you try to get him to dance he will freak out and freeze. He just doesnāt like it ok!
His waist is weirdly sensitive, you could barely touch his waist and he will start giggling. He isnāt ticklish anywhere else but if you take a feather to his waist he will start LAUGHING
He will kick your feet when he wants attention. If you guys are out to dinner with friends he will kick you under the table to get your attention, he thinks itās funny until you fight back and stomp on his foot. He made you kiss his pain away at home, atleast he got attention LOL
He forgets the silliest things one time he forgot how to tie a knot so anything he needs to tie like his clothes or shoes you had to do for him. You donāt know if he actually forgot or if he just wanted to be babied-
Itachiš„-*
He canāt handle heatwaves. If itās over 90 degrees heās gone for. One time you woke up on a heat wave morning waiting for him to wake up and walk out but he never did, you went to find him and he was in bed, sprawled out, shirt and covers off soaked in sweat. You had to rub ice on him to get him conscious -
Unlike naruto, he likes drawing and can ACTUALLY DRAW, although he can only draw plants but he doesnāt mind he likes plants! He will draw you flowers instead of buying you some which is like equally as cute~
He has very sensitive eyes. Like how he canāt handle heat he cant handle the sun either. If it isnāt cloudy he will have to squint to keep his eyes from hurting. When you told him to wear glasses he said āI still want to see you clearly though loveā¦ā
Heās not a big fan of skin care but he likes those face roller things. He bought one just so you could use it on him, he likes that itās cold but also massaging!
He sneezes like a girl- he has the cutest, most petite sneeze youāve ever heard out of a man which is cute and very funny. He doesnāt even realize it either āa-choo!ā āThat was crazy out of characterā āhuh?ā
Kakashiš-*
Heās allergic to cats, he likes cats sure but he never hangs around them because heās allergic. You didnāt know that and one day you brought a stray inside and he instantly turned puffy (poor thing)
Once he gets home and discards the mask he puts lip tint on. He has pink lips for that reason. When he first puts it on he will find you and kiss you just to leave a mark before waiting 10 minutes then whipping it off
He needs reading glasses but never uses them, then complains to you when he gets a headache as if you didnāt tell him to put them on
He takes a lot of baths. If he showers it bound to end up a bath. And he doesnāt care if your using the bathroom if he wants a bath heās gunna make a god Danm bath. One time You were just washing your face and he busted in the door and ran to the bathtub, You washed your face as fast as you could-
He is EXTREMELY tired when he first wakes up, he doesnāt move for like 20 minutes so if he needs to get up and do stuff your gunna have to make him, like actually youāll have the carry him out of bed.
Kibašŗ-*
He bites his nails from stress so you have made it a habit to smack his hand away when he does. It worked since all you have to do is tap him softly and he will stop. Heās so glad you help him get over bad habits
He decorated akamarus ears when heās bored, one time you walk in on him giggling like a little girl and akamarus ears were pulled together in a little ponytail! You joined in on the funš¤
He comes back from a casual walk along a complete mess, you have no idea how but one day he came back with half a bush stuck on his leg. He always cleans up though!
He sometimes transforms akamaru into himself to prank his friends or you, mostly you. One time akamaru came up to you as Kiba and started licking your face āEW OH MY GOD?!ā āAUUFF AUF!ā āKIBA YOUR NOT FUNNYā
He always has tan cheeks and nose. Compared to the rest of his face his cheeks are cute and golden!
Shikamarušļø-*
He lets you win at intelligents based games to make you feel better. Except one time he actually tried and lost. Heās convinced you cheated
His hair is straight but gets very frizzy if not cared for. (You care for it since heās lazyy)
He draws on himself when bored, mostly just trippy designs like swirls and stuff. Will also let you draw on him, only if your good tho he doesnāt want ābad drawingā on himš
He has a box FULL of hair ties and will notice if you take one. āThis one you literally stole from me?ā āDonāt care put it back!!!ā
He gets Freezingly ļæ¼cold at night, like really really cold. When he snuggles up to you to warm up you could feel how cold he really is and you donāt understand how since you are both under covers-
ShinošŖ²-*
He keeps bugs in the house so they can watch over anything, they are basically his security cameras-
His hair is so cute and wavy! Also gets very frizzy because of the texture like Shika. He also makes you take care of it, he just really likes you touching his hair
He gives you bugs as gifts, not like freaky beetles but cute little bugs like lady bugs or fuzzy green caterpillars. You find it cute that he gives you things that mean so much to him
He shockingly has a sensitive neck, only to you though. Bugs can crawl all over it and he doesnāt move but if you try to kiss it he gets chills. Also shockingly he has really soft skin idk maybe he sheds skin (IM JOKING)
When he gets home and can finally undress he lets you take his glasses off since you love his eyes and he loves that you love them. He gets insecure about it sometimes!
Nejiš-*
He speak really highly and intelligently but heās honestly a little dumb sometimes, or maybe heās just dumb with you to be silly we donāt know
The only jewelry he really wears is an ankle bracelet you got him
He loves hair charms, he likes decorating his hair! He likes putting clits and braids in it, sometimes even put color streaks in it if he wants to be festive
He really likes pottery and making things out of clay, heās very creative and he finds clay the perfect outlet. He even makes pots for you!
He has a flower garden that NO ONE is allowed in. He treats them like theyāre his babyās, because they are! Heās favorite plant he has is his cactuses.
Leeš„-*
Heās extremely energetic and powerful yet he has asthma, he denies it. But if itās really hot outside he runs out of breath REALLY fast which makes you worry
Heās scared of spiders you kill the spiders for him or he runs! If you trap a spider and chase him with it he will almost start crying (he will start crying) heās ashamed to admit spiders are his weakness
He wears mascara, he gotta make them lashes voluminous yk. He stole his mascara from tenten too. You made him give it back to her and bought him his own
Itās pretty obvious but he is FLEXIBLE! Backbend, splits anything he can do. You thought he broke his spine onces-
Heās not much of a plant guy but he has the TINIEST succulent in your room that he cares for, every other plant he has had died but not that one~
Chojiš„-*
He loves finger painting and is actually really good at it, youād think it was made by a professional and an actual paint brush but no it was Choji and his finger paintš
His hair is so thick most hair ties he uses break. He has to use hair needles instead because itās the only thing that holds if he wants his hair up for a while
He thinks pillow fights are actually entertaining he could have a pillow fight with you all day and never get bored. He goes crazy if heās over at someoneās house and they suggest pillow fights!
He loves bath bombs!!! He basically died when you run him a bath and put bath bombs in it, his favorite scent it lavender. Even if you didnāt add a bath bomb he loves when you make him baths he thinks its adorable
He paints your cheeks like his in your sleep, thatās his idea of a prank even though itās basically him just being a cutie ālook now your like me y/n!!ā
Gaaraā³-*
He turns the black rings around his eyes to cat eyes sometimes. He looks ADORABLE with cat eyes. He sometimes even uses eye shadow too, if he canāt change it he thought might as well make it look cutee
Heās scared of mosquitos, he just doesnāt like bugs that can fly and go after human blood it freaks him out
He wears one of those scent bracelets and puts your signature scent in it so he always smells like you~
He gifts you plants all the time
He collect the silliest things, there are these cute little cat charms at a near by store and heās working on collecting them all!
KankurošŖ-*
Shockingly he really likes reading. He likes fiction books the most, he asks you for suggestions
He asks you what new make up design he should try, sometimes he just gives you the brush and lets you go wild. But you always make him look cute~
He fidgets with the ears on his hat when heās bored. It rubbed off on you so know if heās around you with his hat on you start messing with them-
He steals your clothes and hides them so you have no choice but to ask to use his for the day. After the day is over he comes up to you smiling and hands you your missing clothes āfound em!ā āBy found em do you mean took them out of the hiding spot?ā āYeah-ā
He paints his nails either black, pink or purple. He also lets you paint them, it honestly just ends up a mess. He would totally whip nail polishes on your nose~
At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
The world is being terrorized by a zombie virus. Neji finds the collapse of the usual reality in a military town, where he serves in the ranks of the same age. Among them is Gaara, the son of the chairman of the Security Council, with whom relations did not go well during his studies. They will have to learn together to survive in new realities and overcome the path to the military laboratory, where the minds of mankind are working on a vaccine.
