Arden (Lily’s Version)

🩷🩷🩷 Insta:@_.arden.arden I hate the government

[donpyre]

Peter makes scary faces at Sirius when nobody is looking & the rest of the Marauders don't believe Sirius when he complains which makes him feel crazy

[anarchistmemedistro]

[vamplire]

i love you vampires. i love you gothic horror. i love you unsettling themes. i love you religious imagery. i love you doomed narratives. i love you rot and decay.

[arden-arden]

I crave more gothic horror in my life how do I make this happen

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Entry Points, oil on canvas by Lydia Pettit on Instagram

[arden-arden]

I fucking hate scrolling tumblr and ads keep popping up and as I’m scrolling they’re being opened and I have to fucking close them I hate that shit so much why do ads have to be everywhere get rid of them this is such bullshit

[aeteut]

cowboy remus meets vampire sirius

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

[arden-arden]

Mmmmmmmm

[thetheaterkidwriter]

I’m not the type of person to say “i was born in the wrong generation” but you do not understand the crimes i would commit to see Queen live in concert

[arden-arden]

I think I reposted nearly this exact statement at 11 but it still stands true and always will

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[fal-con]

get your badge everyone

[arden-arden]

Was documenting in fact

[lustcannibalism]

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

[arden-arden]

AO3 IS BACK UP OMG

[arden-arden]

WHY IS AO3 STILL FUCKING DOWN

[atrixtraa]

who is 'down' and why are they and ao3 fucking !???????????????

[arden-arden]

ONCE YOU FIGURE IT OUT LMK PLEASE 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣

[arden-arden]

WHY IS AO3 STILL FUCKING DOWN

[arden-arden]

AO3 IS DOWN SHOOT ME GODDAMNIT

[randommmthoughts]

We need an marauders au where Remus is a werewolf in the Wattpad type of way

The ‘I can change when I want, have a pack-link and a fated mate’ kind of werewolf

Sirius is your ordinary punkboy human, who Remus somehow had to make fall for him

[3vanrosierishighonlife]

Tw for mild body horror/gore descriptions

Spooky season is upon us and obviously we Remus is a werewolf and Sirius is a vampire and hid family is blood purists and refuse to accept a son who doesn’t drink straight from humans so Sirius is sent out of the Black manor to find a victim. His chosen victim is Remus who’s blood is so addictive Sirius can’t stop coming back for more but on the night of a full moon Sirius breaks into Remus’ little cottage to see the boy sprouting fur, his human teeth being pushed out of their gums, bones snapping and piercing through skin only to be healed over moments later as Remus’ human flesh falls off in chunks to be replaced by thick furry skin. And all the while Sirius watches from a corner shrouded in shadows watching in awe as someone who tastes so sweet turns into something so dark and monstrous.

[starrs-andcrosses]

Vampire Sirius trying to bite Jewish Remus and Remus pulls out the Star of David and Sirius is like 'no bro that doesn't work on my try garlic' and Remus is allergic to everything ever so he doesn't even have that and is just kinda fucked now