*Deep Breath* Fuck It

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[the-big-mood]

I respect silent marketing.

[psyduckz]

[twofingerswhiskey]

"oh food now has so much added to it, past food was so pure and untainted" victorians used to cut bread with chalk and aluminum powder. romans put lead in the wine, which was made from dirty feet mushing unwashed grapes covered in horse shit and road dust. i think our species will survive a few additives in food. our food systems have never been cleaner and safer. it has room for improvement, but we're not putting fucking plaster of paris in the milk

[thatlittleegyptologist]

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

[latis-ali]

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

[thatlittleegyptologist]

sorry about that 🫠

[the-tenth-arcanum]

[upwardsonwards]

is this anything

[thetursithan]

In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....

[alexaloraetheris]

In the ye olde days, when technology allowed phones to become small but there was no general concensus on what a phone should/ought to look like, it was like the wild west of phone design. The crazier it was, the higher the prestige. Phones back then did two things and they did them with flamboyance.

And then Steve Jobs ruined everything.

[hollowboobtheory]

the fact that guy is a real name you can have

[hollowboobtheory]

disappointingly underutilized by trans men

[hollowboobtheory]

you could walk in like "Hey I'm guy" and they'd be like is that an introduction or coming out and you could be like yes

[hollowboobtheory]

ok but an uncle is basically the most classic thing for a guy to be

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[the-big-mood]

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[sandmandaddy69]

[rottytops]

[slavicafire]

weekend? more like weakened. let me rest

[tweetingukpolitics]

[ravioliraz]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[machinesonmute-deactivated20210]

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

[vangogh-vanhoe]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[sarazanmai]

[byrdiboo]

Imagine losing a game you rigged