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GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

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(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)

thememedaddy

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch

Hence the invention of the Porch

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highhoneypiee

Pick a bottle any bottle lol

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volumenviridis

I recently read an article about a therapy group for depressed people who had all attempted suicide at some point. The breakthrough question for them was, “If your goal was to be just as miserable as possible, what would you do?” Most of them listed things like not getting enough sleep, or isolating themselves from everyone… the list goes on, but the point is, they listed things they already do. But now they saw those “coping mechanisms” for what they really were: things that were actively making their condition worse.

I read that article at 2:00 AM, asked myself, am I TRYING to be miserable tomorrow? And it was easier than usual to put my phone down and fall asleep. Even my intrusive “lying down” thoughts about meaninglessness and existential dread were easier to suppress when I framed them as things I’d think about to purposefully make myself feel as awful as possible.

crystalwitch-in-the-tardis

Fuck that is helpful

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coolyo294

girls what are you wearing

patchoulism

Spanish Legion parade uniform

garmbreak1

genuinely one of my favourite posts on this site

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cascadiarch

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.

phoneticmeow

Okay the funniest thing about this is that everyone’s saying I’m taking away his space by putting things in the window

He has this entire one right next to it with a blankie and he uses it exclusively for people watching. He really only goes to the other window when he decides to be A Menace

Also his name is Banjo

He as a stroller

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small…..

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Top: Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope contains an unused image of Rosalina playing the guitar.

Bottom: this appears to be a redrawn version of concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that envisioned Rosalina as a guitarist.

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lordgroose

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”