am i really making a phan blog rn

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[pseudophan]

Happy erectile dysfunction monday

hopefully dan and phil will hand out some viagra later. pspspspss we are due for an upload

[cherrywyves]

telling my kids this was pinof 1

PLS IGNORE HOW WOBBLY THE LINES ARE I GOT A NEW TABLET AND IM NOT USED TO IT

[are-you-feeling-phantastic]

people who are going to the tour: are you planning on avoiding spoilers until your show?

yes!

nope, i dont mind knowing what will happen

i dont know yet

im not going to the tour i just wanna see the results

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

idk if i wanna avoid spoilers..... on one hand yeah i kinda do but also having fun w the fandom online is like. the best part of a tour. so maybe not???

[mohamano]

i love him so bad

[alisonisnotonfire]

Hard Mondays with Dan and Phil 🚀💫

Listen to Hard Launch with @danielhowell and @amazingphil (nearly) every Monday! <3

(25 jul, 2026)

[are-you-feeling-phantastic]

i finally watched the fireboy and watergirl streams and have now seen ladydoor in its natural habitat 😌🙏

[are-you-feeling-phantastic]

i thought this would be a nice relaxing background stream to watch while studying but to be fair it wouldnt be a dnp games video without dan screaming at the top of his lungs 💖

[are-you-feeling-phantastic]

i finally watched the fireboy and watergirl streams and have now seen ladydoor in its natural habitat 😌🙏

[slightly-personal-blog]

Guys my husband said reschedule the birth of our child so I can go see Dan and Phil did I pick a good one or are we both insane????

[slightly-personal-blog]

UPDATE!!

My Dr said absolutely YES to pushing back my induction because it would be good for me to laugh and relax before labor 🤍🤍🥲🥲🥲

[mohamano]

erm, waiter something weird with my lawlight....

[arepafullequipo]

old thing that i forgot to post here i think?? either way it’s one of my personal faves

[bleachblondephil]

knew i'd heard that somewhere before </3

[madisnotonfire2]

oh i’m sick

[diphowell]

Phil Lester, as described by his boyfriend, Dan Howell.

[lilbatsunglasses]

Please can you do dnp cuddling after dan has had a nightmare? <3

He dreamed a giant bee was out to Get Him. Phil tries his best.

Still thinking about “can you make me feel better?” Or whatever he said 🥺

[lesphian]

things dan howell is too anxious to do:

admit to the dentist that he forgot his appointment

talk to someone he went to school with (will hide in the narrow crack behind a photo booth until they’re gone)

tell a child he can’t buy an axe

things dan howell is apparently perfectly capable of

shushing people in the theater

blowing bubbles on an airplane

taking out all the batteries from his in-laws’ clocks

[pseudophan]

i appreciate the quick turnaround on this one

[girldan-pip]

the best genre of dan and phil images is when phil looks normal and dan looks like he bites

[2009editingtips]

what if you were GAY and you FELL DOWN in the shower and your situationship of 16 years LAUGHED at you