The Hound of Baskerville

I kill vampires, I kill scum, I kill vampire scum and Catholic douche bags. All on my Master's order. [I am playing Alucard to his true canon. At least as true as possible. This means, rare ships, no smut. (unless it's between my lover and I.]]

[bloodlinemagick]

[gingerhaze]

[arealfuckingvampire]

OH MY GOD.

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M CRYIN.

[hefallsapart]

Goodbye forever. 

[soulqueenofcool-blog]

And this in my excuse for not leaving the house.

[devincta-archive-deactivated201]

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[boredkitsuneyoukai]

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[arealfuckingvampire]

I don't think that's real. Googled the article. Found nothing.

[arealfuckingvampire]

JEREMY IRONS FOR WALTER IF THERE'S EVER A LIVE ACTION MOVIE.

BECAUSE ALAN RICKMAN JUST WOULDN'T WORK.

[whisperingrapture]

[itsprincesssarcasm-blog]

He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine’s day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine.

there goes my heart…

[arealfuckingvampire]

[arealfuckingvampire]

✲✲✲✲✲✲✲✲✲✲. There. That's 10 confessions, Alucard~

... You fucker. [gonna do this one OOC/IC]

OOC: Shibari bondage, blood, knives, making you beg, excellently cooked food, rich baked goods, both coupled with a great wine pairing. a good burlesque show, corsets, wrestling, silk.IC: He takes a moment to think about this. "Well, without a shadow of a doubt... fighting for dominance, blood, making people beg, and fear are definitely a few." He pauses to reflect once more, grinning "chain restraints, chain harnesses, dominant-by-day/submissive-by-night, humiliating people... That's not quite ten... Hmm." He chuckles a little bit. "And rape. Fantasy or nay." He grins wickedly "But I'm not one to rape anyone, anymore~"

[arealfuckingvampire]

✲

Lingerie... Garters and pantyhose, especially. Mmmf.

[thecrowpirate-blog]

For every " ✲ " I get I'll confess a turn on.

[cineraria]

[timshel1022]

THIS IS WHY I HATE THE OCEAN OK

[abattlelostbutnotthewar-deactiv]

What the actual fuck?

[no-mercy-in-this-dojo]

This is why I’m never concerned about protecting wildlife… These bastards can take care of themselves

[allwongsconsidered-deactivated2]

[unfollowme2k14-deactivated20140]

i don’t understand anymore

[thisworldcollides]

Fuck this shit I’m gone

[queeniecatart-deactivated201707]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?! First I was like lol *boop* when it hit the thingy and then I flew about 2789572586932 FT back from my computer when I saw the fucking mouth.

[arealfuckingvampire]

It's a goblin shark. 8D

[arealfuckingvampire]

HAY GAIZ. I'M PLAYIN' SLENDER LOL

Join in.

I'm bored.

Watch me get scared. Or something

http://www.livestream.com/artemisplaysdoom

http://www.livestream.com/artemisplaysdoom

http://www.livestream.com/artemisplaysdoom

[arealfuckingvampire]

HAY GUYS. I'M PLAYING A GAME AGAIN.

SETTING UP RIGHT NOW. BUT YEAH. WATCH HERE OR SOMETHING SORRY I'VE BEEN MORE OOC THAN IC. I'M JUST NOT IN AN ROLEPLAY-Y MOOD.

[i-n-s-i-d-i-o-s-u-s]

GUYYSSS

COME MAKE MAYHEM WITH MY OTHER CHARACTERSSSSS

Lucidian Whitelaw - Currently has dual purposes. Is an HPRP blog, 6th year slytherin. He’s a pretty boy and a dick. Other purpose is his original model (who was shamelessly designed from Walter all those yearrrs ago) who was a 958 year old vampire…thing. Lorette Von Reiniger - Previously a Millenium operative, she had a change of mind after being turned. She escaped to Italy soon after WWII ended and began living in the vatican. Eventually will become iscariot. she just hates the fuck out of hellsing doesn’t she. Dante/Nymph Rush - He is an experiment left over from WWII. He and his twin were brutally experimented on by Joseph Mengele, and turned over to Millenium at the end of the war. Since Walter went back on his agreement with them, Dok has told Dante/Nymph, that if he drinks Integra Hellsing’s blood, he’ll become a perfect Aryan (because her model fits well). He’s got it out for all Integras. He’s crazy and a bit adorable…in a ‘ill rip your throat out to make a toy boat” way. Old Walter - Preeety self explanitory. Satine Batrior  - Succubus, Walters assistant. Not more really needs to be said lol

[arealfuckingvampire]

I knew this gif would come in handy one day.

[uma-mente-diferente]

[i-n-s-i-d-i-o-s-u-s]

OOC: What is this from? It looks familiar…

[mk1027-deactivated20150301]

Stark games!

[director-mariahill-deactivated2]

ooc: SOMEBODY PLEASE.

[sweet-littledaydreams-deactivat]

My gosh…..

[gothamsredguardian-archive-deac]

O________________O WANT.

[arealfuckingvampire]

The only reason why I'd want an xbox.

[exploitastic]

[madammoderne]

OMG ALUCARD KILL IT KILL IT

[arealfuckingvampire]

Without even thinking he just pulls his gun and indiscriminately kills the damned thing. "What in the hell was THAT?"

[arealfuckingvampire]

A real FUCKING vampire. Get it...? Eh? Eh? :D

He stares at the man, blankly. "Excuse me?" He says plainly. 

[arealfuckingvampire]

That moment when someone you don't like starts being nice to you.....

[i-n-s-i-d-i-o-s-u-s]

When you're part of a fandom and you ship an unpopular ship