gobbers

she?/they. im tired and confused, yall

[orcflorist]

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

[orcboxer]

my seanoning

[angiekitstar]

Not a day passes where my wife and I don’t quote this

[pixelartpeach]

[pixelartpeach]

[ryukiki]

[phantomrose96]

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[smallpwbbles]

Got tagged here and on Twitter that clip compilation of Keanu and his he he he laugh

[angiegeekie]

I NEED EVERYONE TO SEE THIS IT IS LITERALLY PERFECT

[vidtape]

the stardew valley subreddit has been so ridiculously funny these last few days

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

no youre right. youre absolutely right

[normal-horoscopes]

WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go

[evilwizard]

what kind of maniac would do such a thing

[evilwizard]

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release it

[emotion-xp]

Is this magic?

[evilwizard]

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: no more quastions

[digitalemotion]

DONT FORGET. ITS HIS MONTH TOO, OK?

[lesbx]

[mariogolf-deactivated20160726]

slowly approaching bear

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

the bears will be in eventually

[ww-swagabond]

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

[gravegospel]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

He nyooms

[wistful-pigeon]

[bakedbananners]

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

thanks to iceland i can post on tumblr dot com

[catboydivorce-deactivated202406]

https://www.visiticeland.com/outhorse-your-email/

[crtter]

[moonlightint]

in my overwhelmed era

[c0sm1cpr1nc3]

The Stanley Parable is to MLM what Portal is to WLW

[c0sm1cpr1nc3]

finally... portal for men

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peachdoxie]

Everyone here is dead.

[aspen-mayne]

Once you learn that you’re autistic, it can feel like you’re becoming more autistic than you were. This often contributes to imposter syndrome, and feeling like you’re faking having autism. That you’re only acting autistic because you think you have autism, when really you’re just putting on some act. 

The truth, however, is that you’re most likely just autistic. You’ve learned more about autism, so now you’re noticing all these “new” autistic behaviors that have been happening subconsciously. And if those behaviors are actually new? You’re still just autistic. A lot of times when people learn about autism, they give themselves more leeway to be autistic. They let themselves stim more, they let themselves act in ways that feel more natural. A lot of times this leads to discovering a whole new set of behaviors that you haven’t had before because they had been suppressed for so long.

It’s important to not gaslight yourself during this process. Sometimes you have to take a step back and see if this is you just noticing more because you know what to look for, or if this is maybe you noticing more because you’re not suppressing everything anymore. Imposter syndrome isn’t fun to deal with, so it’s important to try and be gentle, kind, patient, and open-minded with yourself while it’s happening. 

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

every day i aspire to be insane flirtatious androgynous and violent just like bugs bunny