Joey // Writer

she/her. fanfiction is cringe. but that's what i write so so be it. 19. Bisexual History Lover 🗣️

[areallivegirl7]

hellloooooo !

I’m a girl with interests in things and things of the sorts and then again nothing at all but only when asked.

Music taste is really everything from smooth jazz to rock to country (non bigot country dw I check 🙏🏻), Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey, Billy Joel and… Yeah that’s about it.

I realllyyyyyy like writing about myself.

one day I’m going to be a history teacher for high schoolers. Right now I’m trying to understand life to prepare for that. For myself. And if anyone happens to ask. (They won’t) (I just like making excuses)

I also enjoy Marvel movies and I have very strong opinions about Steve Rogers that might make you go “damn okay girl we get it you want to have his babies because he has a good heart, yeah right”

A month ago I was re-reading a middle grade book series that is wayyyyy too long but then I stopped. Who knows why? I can also tell you that I know a concerning amount of ancestors. Like quakers who got shunned and generals who got their heads chopped off. take it from me and only endulge in Genealogy if you dare because once you start, there is no going back. Might occasionally post about that.

Currently working on two books, one of those being a redone fic that I’m working on a second book for, maybe a poetry book but that’s just for me I think, and the ever favorite object of my heart, “A Mission of Liberation”, which is a fic about season three episode three about Alexei and Bucky being in loOoooOveeee 😁😁😁😁😁 AND the author of two FINISHED fics, The Honor of Who, a marvel fic (100,000 words) and Fallen Angel (30,000 words), a fic about Rarity and Apple Jack.

also because I’m 18 and a fan of my little pony I suppose I’m like the female version of a brony except I have no shame in admitting im not actually a fan of MLP but im more so a fan of the humanized characters and the character dynamics.

Last year I watched Hamilton for the first time and that changed my whole life and now Lin Manuel Miranda is like… my idol. So. Yeah. He’s everything a writer could hope to be or whatever.

My favorite movie is Toy Story probably idk I haven’t thought too much about it and my favorite show is probably Gravity Falls. I think, personally, Grunkle Stan is the best character ever created. Period. The end. Except for Steve Rogers but hey I’d fuck em both. I love a man with depth.

I think I covered all the basis here. If you actually read this why the hell would you do that and thank you! have a chocolate chip cookie 🍪

I won’t be posting about my books here because my family knows about the books but they don’t know about the me being gay thing so we’re just going to make vague posts that can be interpreted as screaming because why did I do this to myself.

And a final thing- I would like to warn the masses that I sometimes am horny on main, so please, if you are a minor, do not interact with those posts :)

remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold BYEEEEEEEE

Also if you’re a racist, pro shipper, Zionist, zoophile, homophobe, transphobic, pro-ana, MAGA bitch then please leave!!! thank you!!!!! we don’t do that shit here! 😁

[areallivegirl7]

literally this anthology of mine was supposed to be about nostaliga, death, dying but all I can write about is fucking love and I'm not even in love- I mean I can't stop thinking about Michael Jackson but that's literally not a valid reason to change up the vibes!

[areallivegirl7]

me searching for the document that details exactly how my OCs like to fuck to remind myself who they are on the inside.

[areallivegirl7]

If you were to ask me what my biggest dream is, I’d say that one day, I’d like to see my book turned into a series that people watch exclusively through Facebook reels and the comments have been reduced to a plug for porn bots. then I’ll know that I really made it.

[areallivegirl7]

So I’ve been having high-functioning health anxiety recently and last night I dreamt that I went to the doctor and Lin Manuel Miranda was my doctor. Why? I don’t know. I didn’t question it. I was even sure why I was there. But he was my doctor and that was that. He didn’t even introduce himself and when I walked out I was like “thank you Mr Miranda” then I realized he was a doctor and so I was like “doctor Miranda I’m sorry”

…what does this mean

[areallivegirl7]

oh my god i forgot about this

[areallivegirl7]

stop what you’re doing and imagine your cast of characters as the last supper painting

[painauchocolate-enjoyer]

does anyone else have just like, some guy that they idolize like a celebrity?

Todd Edmond, Acellus history teacher. That's a guy whose hand I need to shake. Maybe talk about the weather with. Also maybe go fishing and eat a mid sandwich together. i don't feel that way about any other celebrities. but man, look at this guy.

this is the best guy in the world. and he's just some guy named todd from ohio. but i'd give up probably a trip to waffle house to meet him.

[areallivegirl7]

This fucking guy has taught me like 70% of all my classes. I took personal finance expect Mr rogers but it’s fuckin Todd AGAIN. I’m not complaining I’m impressed

[painauchocolate-enjoyer]

does anyone else have just like, some guy that they idolize like a celebrity?

Todd Edmond, Acellus history teacher. That's a guy whose hand I need to shake. Maybe talk about the weather with. Also maybe go fishing and eat a mid sandwich together. i don't feel that way about any other celebrities. but man, look at this guy.

this is the best guy in the world. and he's just some guy named todd from ohio. but i'd give up probably a trip to waffle house to meet him.

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we fuck so good in my head

[areallivegirl7]

alright what the fuck happened here

[areallivegirl7]

I know tumblr is the place where bad poetry goes to die (like mine) but maybe if you could spare a little time with my bad poetry I’d be a very grateful bad poet. but clearly I must think it’s a little good if I’m asking strangers to read it.

I just published an anthology on Wattpad, it’s called Natural Law I hope whoever reads it likes it a little and thinks about it every now and then

human experience, a natural law not explored by the sciences, but rather by psychoanalysis. The natural law of mine states that every feeli

[areallivegirl7]

when I make male characters I imagine them miserably rubbing one out like a slut who can bare his feelings any longer and usually the characterization comes after

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[ireadmorethanyou]

every fictional couple, straight or mlm, canon or not, becomes lesbian in my mind. superman and lois? YURI. steve and bucky? YURI. sam and bucky? YURI. superman and batman? YURI. percy and annabeth? YURI. john and sherlock? YURI. no one is safe. no one.

[areallivegirl7]

That’s not Steve and Peggy’s house.

OKAY THEORY IM GOING TO WRITE THIS OUT because it’s driving me crazy.

Steve never married Peggy. He wanted closure and he wanted to dance with her as closure and return. But something went wrong on the way back and he had to be pruned by the TVA.

the TVA sent an old Steve rogers variant or just an old man (maybe an old Johnny storm variant???) to give the shield to Sam and complete a canon event.

So when someone goes looking for Steve, they discover Steve isn’t there. Peggy discovers Steve is missing somewhere on the timeline- and in a friendship kinda way she helps look for him. She has a husband- she’s moved on.

Steve Rogers must be either in the void or had escaped to another timeline. Complete it idk where else to go but that’s my theory. Because he never said he married Peggy straight up. You know?

[artyphex]

Apparently there’s a “kids shouldn’t be allowed in grocery stores” thing being spread on TikTok because they might scream or run around and look yeah that’s annoying but at a certain point you’ve gotta just put up with kids being a little annoying in public. Sure the kid pouring milk in the isles is the fault of a shitty parent and should be asked to leave, but a single mom with an otherwise controlled by crying toddler isn’t doing anything wrong. I think you’ll live if someone’s two year old starts screaming in their arms in isle 3. It might be annoying but that mom is probably having a worse day than you

[areallivegirl7]

Anyone else hate the redemption arc? wait nevermind maybe it’s not me because my favorite characters have redemption arcs. what am I talking about? why am I so afraid to redeem my villains