Am I a Person

writer and local idiot 18+ he/him AO3: Mngwa_of_Neptune

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[mevil]

[donnatartlet]

[kumokumoriri]

Saw a post and my brain immediately went straight to Zukka 😭😭😭 gotta draw it!

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[arewepeople]

Bad news: I failed my summer class :(

Good news: I can now go back to making zhancheng kiss :D

[faithfulpuppy]

Also when I started up the game (WWM) I said to my flatmate/mdzs enjoyer in crime "just me or is it giving Jiang Cheng with baby Jin Ling?"

And they were like no yeah I see it

Anyway turns out this character's last name is Jiang and he has an old friend surnamed Wei asssdddgshxdfdsss

[arewepeople]

lost my shit when I saw this (also literally such a good game)

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

[neatlymanifolded]

[qiu-yan]

so from what i've seen, fanfic readers/writers who read/write fic about a specific favored blorbo tend to (but not always) fall somewhere in this venn diagram:

jiang cheng fans who seek fic about him, where in the above venn diagram do you fall?

zone A

zone B

zone C

zone D

zone E

zone F

zone G

none of the above (share your thoughts in the tags)

Voting ended onAug 10

[bardybirdy]

finished ref for this girl + some detail crops <3

[bidet-of-evil]

[arewepeople]

Loot drop after you suplex me and break my neck:

(tagged by @canticleofbenedictions)

Gecko keychain

Dull pocket knife

Plush sauropod (does not belong to me)

Completely full pikachu water bottle

The communist manifesto

Baby wipes

A handful of bones

MDZS volume 4 (Jiang Cheng crying edition)

Tagging (no pressure): @alvariearmy , @ahavaas, @jujuism-studies, @exestolovers

[orteil42]

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

[arewepeople]

ok so I'm writing a zhancheng longfic and lowkey it's gotten to be a handful. do I need a beta reader at this point? idk, screaming crying throwing up

[gerardpilled]

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

[gerardpilled]

everyone I am happy to announce that the stevebucky fanfic author I had in mind while writing this post has officially reblogged it.

[tiggymalvern]

#imo the writers who write insanely good fanfic can’t file the serial numbers off because they grasped the canon so thoroughly #the shitty stuff is publishable because once you change the names you can’t recognize these people

Prev's tags are correct.

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

[tibbycaps]

why were you at Wanting To Fuck Me island 🥺