DO I NEED TO SEND YOU MORE TEXTS?

—robbie valentino, with a boombox on his shoulder, calling after wendy corduroy.

[areyougettingmytexts]

gaslight, gatekeep, grunkle.

[writterings]

gravity falls is so funny through robbie's pov

>be me, 15 year old emo in a bumfucknowhere town

>lives in a funeral home. my parents embalm bodies twenty feet and an entire wall away from where we cook dinner

>have a friend i want to be my girlfriend

>she starts hanging out with her boss' (???) twin niece and nephew outside of work hours even though they're like in elementary school

>friend becomes your girlfriend

>weird shit happens around these twins. conscience store ghosts, a weirdly pixelated adult man beating you up, your dirt bike gets stolen, your girlfriend's boss and his nephew make your gf break up with you???

>gets memories erased at some point

>suddenly in love with only other female friend, like instantly in love and it's like this came out of nowhere but she's so perfect and you loooooove her it's so great don't question why there's a part of you that doesn't remember ever actually falling in love with her. also those fucking twins had something to do with this again.

>apocalypse happens

>mfw im apparently part of a secret key of people that can save the world by holding hands but it gets fucked up last minute by your ex's boss fighting with his twin over grammar (did he always have a twin?? why are there so many twins??)

>the ritual you were a part of failed. you were supposed to be a special person and part of saving the world but nope. that failed.

>get turned into a statue

>apocalypse ends and you have no clue how or why

>things like immediately go back to normal

>still with girl you don't remember falling in love with

>the twins just fucking. leave the town. and now there's two of your ex girlfriend's bosses around. no one ever explains how or why any of this has happened. you still live in a funeral home.

[cataclysmcrows]

oogh. augh

[leox-un]

valley of ashes

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

rip mabel pines you would’ve loved neopronouns

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

putting you on blast i cant just not share this

[lemeduartes]

My lil sister just showed me the Mystery Shack she build from scratch using pizza boxes and I'm literally so proud of her that I have to share it here

[daily-dipcifica-doodles]

valentine's day came and went but here have some very late doodles for it SDJKFDSJK

[itsredhoneyrose]

"Can I... Pay you to pretend that never happened... Again?"

[dyanshiba]

[dailybill-cipher]

[87] It’s Christmas season!

[spoopdeedoop]

hi welcome to my ted talk underlining why i think dipper should be allowed to say fuck *unravels 10 foot long scroll*

[artsymeeshee]

╰( ^o^)╮╰( ^o^)╮

[abbus-cadabus]

Some incorrect quotes including @gin-juice-tonic’s disco au 😌

[tazmiilly]

more late night ford and mabel nonsense

[gravityfallscustomplush]

If you had told me 2 years ago that I would be knee deep in stuffed animals that I made all be hand that have taken over pretty much every part of my house I wouldn't have believed you. There was just something magical about Gravity Falls. I was just going to make Stan and Ford plushies at the beginning because I had a mighty need to hug Ford lol. I'm so happy to be on this journey and hope that everyone enjoys them as much as I do!

[tazmiilly]

[rhinestonesox]

throwback to when this happened