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[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

[mathsturbation]

are you satan

[formerlyknownasghost]

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

[starrynights-]

are you satan

[thesmallestactofkindness]

Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:

If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.

[misandriennearchive-deactivated]

are you satan

[astrologee-deactivated]

A white girl walks into a Starbucks and orders a cup of coffee. She tells the barista that her name is Primrose Everdeen. Her coffee is ready and the barista calls out “Primrose Everdeen”. Suddenly Liam Hemsworth appears and kills everybody with a bomb.

[i-am-lord-satan]

ARE YOU SATAN

[mslexitaylor]

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

[ectonurites]

are you satan

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

[mathsturbation]

are you satan

[dongsorong]

for christmas, i bought my brother an ipod touch. it’s his very first ipod so i’m sure he’s going to flip shit. but since he’s been a little shit for most of the year, i’m gonna make him work for it. the ipod in wrapped in 38 various layers of bags, boxes, tissue paper, and tape. i’ve also hidden every single pair of scissors we own in our house. let’s see if he wants to play a game.

[bunney]

are you satan

[mildlyamused]

Personal Theory On The "Spock/Kirk Glass Hand"

Even though this Star Trek universe is an offshoot reality of the “Prime” universe, certain beats in history are inevitable. Like when you try to change the future, only to end up causing it.

[sadspockpanda]

ARE YOU SATAN?

[adrianivashkov]

[therandinthebox-blog-deactivate]

TOO

MUCH

FUCKING

PAIN

[oodlittlething]

Sometimes, George would look in the mirror and say “Yeah, I guess I was better looking than you. Wings would be wicked, though. Still, girls dig battle scars. Did you know that, Freddie?”

And then, he would reach out to the glass and touch it, hoping that maybe this time it won’t just be his reflection, thinking that he would give up all the ears in the world just to have Fred back. Sometimes he would cry. Other times he would joke around, laughing for Fred and pretending the face in the mirror wasn’t his.

Most times, though, he would write messages into the fogged up mirrors after a shower, hoping they would reach Fred on the other side.

Happy birthday. We would have been twenty nine today.

Mum tried not to cry today.

It’s okay though. I cried too.

We all did.

He would send the messages on every birthday and, when he’s very very old, he’d leave one last message in the small mirror that he keeps in his pocket at all times. He would use his last breath to write out his last words meant for someone who’s already gone down the path he’s about to take.

Wait.

[omeleting]

are you satan

[oodlittlething]

Yes.

[patientponds]

are you moffat

[its0243am]

tell me you aren’t writing sherlock next series

[oodlittlething]

I can neither confirm nor deny such claims.

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THERE SHOULD BE A REALITY TV SHOW WHERE PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT FANDOMS ARE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH ONE TV AND ONE COMPUTER.

[aphcanada-remade]

ARE YOU SATAN?

[fucking-tell-her-jonathan]

I want to see this.

[thedaltonquilty]

Best halloween costume ever.

[hobbit-queen]

THAT IS THE BEST.

[disparages]

are you satan

[disgustingpile-deactivated20140]

hilarious prank idea: fill a piñata with spiders

[starshipentrprise]

are you satan

[manicpixiedreamalien]

Prank idea: invite all my whovian friends over for a party, put on the strobe lights, put on weeping angel costume.

[egg-rolls]

why would you

[ollyllama]

Prank Idea: Invite all Whovian friends over, and while theyre sleeping, put tick marks on their arms and your own, then ask why youre holding a Sharpie. 

[perseiids]

are you satan

[sweatypatrickstump]

Friendly reminder that:

The Doctor watched all of the Ponds die.

Brian Williams is waiting for Amy and Rory to return.

John Watson still thinks Sherlock is dead.

Bobby is dead, and never returning.

Steve Rogers never got that dance with Peggy.

Donna Noble.

[areyousatan]

iamvulpesvulpes:

are you satan or

[aripocked]

Time to put these up around the park.

[bishiebot-deactivated20170620]

are you satan, or

[hyperbolequeen]

what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun

[vvestie-deactivated20140723]

are you satan

[favouriteassassin]

if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just whisper their url and watch the colour drain from their faces and their eyes fill with tears as they back away slowly to their desk

[kick-the-amazing-fire-stickz-de]

are you satan